January 25, 2020

Hollywood, California – Big screen superstar Gwyneth Paltrow is taking the wellness industry by storm with her Goop brand products. From vagina scented candles to deep insights into astrological birth charts, Ms. Paltrow offers her customers products and experiences no other retailer has. The Independent reports: Aside from asking customers to cough up (a lot) of cash, Goop is perhaps best known for making medical claims about products like “health-giving” stones (£76) or “detoxing” jade vaginal eggs (£50), both of which… Read more

January 24, 2020

President Donald J. Trump’s impeachment trial continues in the Senate. Scandals and controversy whirl around him. It’s difficult to keep track of how much trouble he’s gotten himself and the country into. Here are a few Trump blunders you probably haven’t heard about President Trump Demands A Wall Just Like Australia’s In 2019 Trump was fighting with Congress about funding his wall with Mexico.  He pointed to Australia as an inspiration for his plan: President Trump called a press conference… Read more

January 23, 2020

Iceland is a North Atlantic island country. Originally settled by Vikings, this nation was far enough away from Europe and North America to develop without too much interference. While Australia’s isolation was instrumental to the development of its unique fauna and flora, Iceland’s remoteness helped it develop a quirky culture. This quirky culture is firmly grounded in secularism. Since Donald Trump took office, Iceland responded by protecting its godless culture. Here are some of the restrictions the government placed on… Read more

January 22, 2020

Washington DC. – The Senate of the United States of America convened and laid the groundwork for the impeachment trial for President Donald J. Trump. What many Americans may not know are the strict rules the senators themselves have to follow during the proceedings. The Wall Street Journal reports the regimen these lawmakers have to abide by: After complaints from Democrats and some Republicans, Mr. McConnell agreed Tuesday morning to spread out arguments by House impeachment managers and the White House… Read more

January 21, 2020

Iceland officially states religious faith is delusional and harmful. *Reykyavik, Iceland – This small island country in the North Atlantic is home to many controversies. The country’s parliament voted in 2017 to place mental health warnings on all Bibles. In that same year, the nation took another secular step forward by banning American televangelists. Iceland is now declaring all religions to be psychological disorders. The Alþingi (the nation’s parliament) voted overwhelmingly in favor of the statute 60-3. The three politicians who voted… Read more

January 20, 2020

President Trump defends the Electoral College by quoting scripture found in the US Constitution. *Washington DC –  President Trump is facing a barrage of attacks for tweeting the “Election College” was handwritten into the US Constitution by none other than Jesus Christ. The Election College is all American. I won it in 2016. Jesus is going to make me win it in 2020. Election college is found in Two Corinthians. Jesus put it into the Constitution after he punched King… Read more

January 19, 2020

In an effort to galvanize evangelicals, President Trump orders Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos to place a street preacher in every school. Washington DC – The 2020 election is approaching. Iowa is set to vote for its choice on a Democratic candidate in a few weeks. Many on the Left hope impeaching the President will convince enough independents and Trump-Democrats to choose the Democratic nominee in the general election. Some of the President’s most ardent political supporters are evangelicals. He has… Read more

January 18, 2020

The Catholic Church sex abuse scandal takes a bizarre turn. An anonymous source within the Vatican leaked confidential documents revealing an enormous expenditure on sex robots that are supposed to look like male children. Over the next ten years, an equivalent to 191 million US dollars is dedicated to the purchasing and distribution of child-sized male robots to parish priests. The Vatican named these bots “Bobby.” It’s hoped by high Catholic officials Bobby will prevent priests from molesting flesh and… Read more

January 17, 2020

Here is the latest episode of Best Advice Ever, the show where awesome people share the best advice they ever received. Past guests include Professor Phil Zuckerman, YouTuber Steve Shives, and cardiologist Sanjay Gupta. Let’s go through some basics! Who is Godless Engineer? Godless Engineer is a YouTuber. He has 47,300 subscribers and has had over 7.6 million views of his videos. Here’s an excerpt from his about page on YouTube: I am an ex-christian. There was nobody around to… Read more

January 16, 2020

Citing concerns for public safety, the government of Norway voted to ban street preaching. Oslo, Norway – This Scandanavian country is known for its affluence and well being of its citizens. With oil revenue funding a competent government, Norwegians are some of the healthiest and wealthiest people on the planet. The Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD) is an international institution whose goal is to stimulate economic growth and spread democratic institutions. The OECD also studies quality of life. Here is… Read more

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