August 30, 2015

Dear Diary, I’m ready for the students to get back to school. It’s not like last year. I binge watched those Breaking Bad DVDs from the library (I respect Walter White a lot more than that Job) and missed out on grabbing chairs, tables, and bookcases that students figured out at the last minute  won’t  fit  in their 10 x 8 rooms. I also missed the undergraduates roam the streets of Boston for the first time. That always makes me… Read more

August 30, 2015

Local priest Father Coughlin’s mind is at rest knowing that he never had an Ashley Madison account nor would he ever need an online service that helped married people cheat on their respective spouses. “The Catholic Church is vastly superior to those Protestants. Many decry the institution of celibacy for priests, but that has kept us morally straight and above such scandals,” he thought. Father Coughlin is assured that while Muslim imams have been outed by the hack that revealed… Read more

August 29, 2015

I found this on The Call of Troythulu  You maybe asking, “Sure, this is funny, but what does this have to do with atheism?” Ms Gillan answered two questions concerning her religion in the Herald Scotland article, Karen Gillan on love, life and Dr Who: Are you religious? “Not at all. My family are Catholics but I haven’t been christened and I don’t practise any religion.” So we’re just miniscule dots in the vast cosmic emptiness of the universe? “Yes.” So… Read more

August 28, 2015

Sheila Adams, from Accounting, is patiently waiting for God to smite you. As a regular church goer, mother of three, and important member of the accounting team Sheila is aware that she can’t go about telling people to their faces that she has a list at home of people who God will surely smite. She will definitely not tell coworkers that each name on her list has a few “suggestions” on how the sinner should be punished by the Almighty,… Read more

August 28, 2015

Fifteen year old Barry Damon is converting to whatever religion his soon-to-be girlfriend Marilyn Shaw is.  Barry told reporters that his Southern Baptist faith is secondary to “the deep personal connection” he has to the girl he sits next to in Algebra class. Even though he hasn’t talked to Marilyn, the bass fishing enthusiast can discern from the sidelong glances she gives him that there is a deep connection between their two respective souls. “I heard that she may be… Read more

August 27, 2015

This is an older video, but the new Star Wars movie is coming out soonish and old debates regarding the franchise may resurface. Here is comedian Brian Malow talking about one particular vexing issue.   Read more

August 27, 2015

    Did you know that Atheist Pig has a Patreon Page? If you like Winston and have a few shekels, then head on over and show some love. Read more

August 26, 2015

Boston, Ma Fenway University released new findings that show that the ability to reason is an acquired taste that only a minority possess. For the sake of the study reason was defined  as the ability to think and understand in a logical way. When subjects were given teaspoons of valid argumentation 88% turned up their noses in the universal sign of disgust and said “This is so stupid.” While that was a strong reaction, 8% of the subjects actually vomited and demanded that… Read more

August 26, 2015

The Harvard Humanists are reading Harry Potter as a sacred text. I saw that on Facebook a few minutes ago. I clicked the link expecting to be Rickrolled. But I wasn’t. Here is what’s going on at the Humanist Hub in Harvard Square, Cambridge at the end of September. What if we read the books we love as if they were sacred texts? What would we learn? How might we change? The Harry Potter series is the best-selling series of all… Read more

August 26, 2015

Here is comedian Keith Lowell Jensen voicing many of our thoughts concerning anti-gay bigotry, tattoos, and the Bible. You can check out his YouTube channel here. Hey, he has a blog, too! Here it is! I follow him on Twitter, I haven’t regretted it. Read more

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