July 19, 2015

The Executive Committee of the Boy Scouts of America (BSA) is introducing the Christian Nationalism badge which celebrates the wall that surrounds and protects the intermingling of church and state. The badge takes its place in the Religious Emblems Programs which celebrates a scout’s dedication to whatever faith his parent adheres to. Up  until now each faith had its own emblem that a scout could earn. Zoroastrianism, Islam, Judaism, Mormonism, and the multitude of Christian sects have their own Boy… Read more

July 16, 2015

Have you had a friend convert from one faith to another? I have. In the case I’m thinking of my buddy met a very nice Jewish woman and decided to convert. He didn’t have any deep theological reasons why he was changing faiths. It was just going to make his life easier, and who doesn’t like latkes? If I ever decide convert (hey, it could happen), I’d take my time and ask some serious questions.. Here are my top ten:… Read more

July 15, 2015

UPDATE: As previously reported, Brian Longfellow’s once agnostic penis had recently converted and became Southern Baptist. The penis’ change of heart created tensions in the  family by secretly tithing and appearing on Right Wing Watch for predicting disaster for America due to the legalization of gay marriage. Brian, Janet, his wife, along with Dr. Laitman, the couple’s marriage therapist, orchestrated an intervention. They all hoped to catch the penis off guard and confront him on his unacceptable behavior while still… Read more

July 13, 2015

Oklahoma City Last night Governor Andrew Kannard signed bill 10A-1-4-72, commonly referred to as the “Every Child Needs Jesus” bill, into law. Both legislative houses had overwhelmingly voted for the bill earlier in the day, and Governor Kannard rushed to put the people’s — as well as God’s — will into action. The new law is seen as a victory for social conservatives who have recently suffered a string of defeats. The Supreme Court’s recent pro-marriage equality decision is seen by many… Read more

July 12, 2015

There are times when being a parent is like standing on a train track and watching the train head towards you. And it’s not like a real train that goes at an at least it will be a quick death pace. Usually the train moves in slow motion. Look, here comes that puberty! My boy is starting to have that smell, and we all know once they start smelling other stuff is going to happen – in 6 months to… Read more

July 10, 2015

William Scott, aged 38, was gobsmacked when his seven year old daughter’s principal called him in the early afternoon last Tuesday. His daughter, Mikayla, had been expressing her love of logic on the playground earlier that day which had left many of her classmates in tears and others very angry.  The principal reported that the blond, blue eyed little girl had been telling everyone: Magic isn’t real! Santa is magic! Santa isn’t real! God is magic! God isn’t real! “My… Read more

July 9, 2015

Winston Hamilton, the Atheist Pig, has returned. Here is our hero discussing the complexities of the Bible.   Atheist Pig had closed down shop some time ago, as many of you may remember.  I was super not unhappy (sorry, that’s the closest to happy I get with my pants on) when I heard that Winston had come out of retirement. You can follow Atheist Pig on Twitter @TheAtheistPig   Note: You won’t find this comic on his site today (7/9/15)…. Read more

July 8, 2015

I have a confession to make: I have a girlfriend who is a lapsed Catholic. That may not sound abnormal for many of you. After all, many atheists are in long-term romantic relationships (or are married – sorry about that, I’m freshly divorced after twenty years) with believers, and it works for them.  What makes our dyad function is that she is more lapsed than Catholic. She left the Church out of pure unadulterated disgust in the way the sexual… Read more

July 7, 2015

      Points if you know who the man in the meme is. Extra points if you know some interesting faith-based tidbits about him.     Thanks to wikimedia for all of those memeable public domain images. Read more

July 6, 2015

Boston, MA – Brian Longfellow, a 44-year-old husband and father of three, recently came to the realization that his penis has converted and is now a proud member of the local Southern Baptist church. The recent turn of events came as a surprise to Mr. Longfellow, who had grown up in a rather casual liberal Christian and we try to ignore a lot of the Bible family. A large emphasis was placed on Gentle Jesus and not a whole lot… Read more

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