March 13, 2019

  Montgomery, Alabama – Planned Parenthood is under attack by the GOP around the nation. Alabama is creating a new controversy by forcing Planned Parenthood employees to have a red letter ‘A’ on their foreheads. The law dubbed The Scarlet Letter A Is For Abortionist Statute passed with overwhelming support in the state legislature and signed immediately by Governor Andrew Canard. “I never read that  Yankee book,” he confessed, “I’m sure it wasn’t written with a Sharpie.” Yes, the law stipulates the… Read more

March 12, 2019

  Reykjavik, Iceland –  The island country of Iceland is banning anyone from entering who is unvaccinated. Proof of vaccination from a physician is needed for a noncitizen to enter for any amount of time. The new law comes on the heels of a measles outbreak: Four cases of measles have been reported in Iceland in recent days, making this the most serious outbreak in decades, RÚV reports. An adult passenger on an Icelandair flight from the Philippines carried the… Read more

March 11, 2019

  Washington DC – President Trump and the GOP are facing a threat to future success. The threat is there are more and more brown and black skinned people in the American electorate and comparatively fewer whites. Trump’s solution? Mail-order Russian brides. Republican Problems Pew Research reported on the changing demographics of US voters: Taken together, this strong growth among minority populations means that a third of eligible voters will be nonwhite in 2020, up from about a quarter in 2000. This… Read more

March 9, 2019

Donald Trump’s ex-confidante, lawyer Michael Cohen revealed to the House Oversight Committee the President’s enemies list. Those with a knowledge of history recall the political furor when President Nixon’s enemies list came to light in 1973. President Trump’s list is just as shocking. Here are the names on President Trump’s enemies list: Nancy Pelosi (Democratic Representative from CA and Speaker of the House) Chuck Schumer (Ranking Democratic Senator) Hillary Clinton (Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election) Obama Rosie O’Donnell  Colin Kaepernick (NFL… Read more

March 7, 2019

  The Catholic Church is suing the Waterford Whispers News for fifteen million euros. The reason? It’s a case of libel against God. Church officials state the article God Was ‘Unaware’ Of Church Sex Abuse Scandals, Claims Vatican is defamatory against the Almighty. Cardinal Andrew Canard is the official spokesperson for this lawsuit. “This is the very definition of libel,” he stated. “And by the very definition I mean publishing a false statement that is damaging to a person’s reputation. Go ahead and… Read more

March 5, 2019

  Washington DC – President Trump took to Twitter and officially put the Girl Scouts on blast. His concern? The organization is teaching girls about climate change. Think Progress reports on the Girl Scout’s push into STEM education and climate science: Although the Girl Scouts’ climate activities are largely educational, the organization has long encouraged girls to tackle issues that are important to them. Many scouting programs are designed to teach girls leadership skills and expose them to fields where women are underrepresented. The… Read more

March 4, 2019

  Reykjavik, Iceland – Iceland’s parliament voted to classify all religions as weapons of mass destruction. Islam, Christianity, Judaism, Hinduism, and Buddhism are now in the same category as nuclear weapons, mustard gas, and weaponized biological agents. The Logic Behind The Proclamation Andrew Kanard is one of the lawmakers who voted in favor of the new statute. He voiced what many think in this primarily atheist country: Weapons of mass destruction by definition are weapons with the capacity to inflict death and… Read more

March 3, 2019

  Comedians Corey Ryan Forrester, Drew Morgan, and Liberal Redneck Trae Crowder make up the wellRED team. Here is their new video, The Problem With Southern Accents — wellRed Comedy that explores the funny side of having that particular accent. Enjoy. The lads are on tour. You can find the dates here. Interested in watching some more videos? Here are a few: Liberal Redneck And Al Gore Talk Climate Change  Trae Crowder, Drew Morgan, And Corey Forrester Naked Liberal Redneck… Read more

March 3, 2019

Researchers analyzing the data and wondering “We needed a study for this?” A new poll from Taradiddle University shows 76% of self-identifying Christians in the United States of America can’t name all three members of the Trinity. Professor Andrew Canard headed the research team. “Some people said ‘McDonald’s, Burger King, and Kardashian,’” Doctor Canard explained. “Americans love putting Kardashians everywhere.” Research assistants contacted 30,091 participants randomly assigned throughout the country. Subjects were asked, “Can you name the 3 entities who… Read more

March 2, 2019

  Washington DC – While husband Donald is out and about rubbing shoulders with the world’s worst despots, First Lady Melania Trump is working deligently on her Be Best campaign and launching her new fragrance Careless. The White House’s site summarizes Be Best this way: The mission of BE BEST is to focus on some of the major issues facing children today, with the goal of encouraging children to BE BEST in their individual paths, while also teaching them the importance… Read more

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