January 5, 2020

World War III is trending and that’s fine with this small Southern Baptist Church. President Donald J Trump recently ordered the killing of Iranian Major General Qasem Soleimani. This move is seen as an escalation of the conflict between the two nations. CNN reports how influential he was for the Iranian cause: It’s much more complicated. “The significance of Thursday’s US strike against Qasem Soleimani cannot be overstated because he ran Iran’s military operations across the Middle East,” Peter Bergen… Read more

January 4, 2020

Cambridge, MA – Home to Harvard University and the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), this city is known for its dedication to intellectual pursuits. That dedication, however, is being tested by East Middle School’s Mrs. Clark’s 7th grade Social Studies class. The children voted anonymously to place The Satanic Temple’s 7 Tenets up on the walls for everyone to see. ”The students ran an Oxford-style debate against the 10 Commandments and the Tenets,” explains Mrs. Clark. “Satan won.” The Cambridge City… Read more

January 3, 2020

Crowdsourcing sites like Kickstarter and Gofundme are replacing Social Security benefits. Washington DC – President Trump is an enigma. This mercurial commander-in-chief keeps his friends and foes on their toes. Why does he do the things he does? Is he simply a bull in a china shop or is there some sort of political calculation at play? Perhaps he’s just mean? Regardless, via executive order President Trump killed Social Security. The government social safety net that once supplied financial support… Read more

January 2, 2020

President Trump steps in and offers hope to America’s favorite team. Foxboro, MA – The New England Patriots have seen brighter days. The team which boasts greatest of all time quarterback Tom Brady and mastermind Coach Bill Belichick has a 12-4 record in regular-season play. They will face the Tennessee Titans (9-7) for the wildcard spot in the playoffs. However, a bright spot in the otherwise cloudy picture is that President Donald J. Trump officially pardoned the entire Patriot staff of… Read more

January 1, 2020

Cats have political aspirations just like most of us. Do you think they want out of control healthcare costs? Of course not. Get a cat talking, and they’ll tell you the tax on kitty litter is an assault against common decency. Let’s take a look at the New Year’s resolutions for these leftist felines. Enjoy.         Buy here! Did you enjoy this post? How about buying the writer a cup of coffee!  Or becoming a Patron? Read more

December 31, 2019

Former Vice President Joe Biden is making waves by saying he would consider a Republican running mate. Competition amongst the Democrats vying for their party nomination to be President of the United States is tough. Although Joe Biden is still in the lead, Senator Bernie Sanders, Mayor Pete Buttigieg, Senator Elizabeth Warren, and entrepreneur Andrew Yang is on his heels. Iowa, New Hampshire, and South Carolina are the first three states to have primaries. The race could be determined early…. Read more

December 30, 2019

White House spiritual advisor Pastor Paula White was arrested by Icelandic police for selling golden tickets to heaven. Reykjavik, Iceland – This North Atlantic country is known for promoting secularism. First, it placed mandatory mental health warnings on Bibles. Iceland then it banned televangelists from its shores. And now it arrested President Trump’s spiritual advisor Pastor Paula White for selling golden tickets to heaven. The Mystery Many are wondering how the prosperity gospel guru got into the island country when there was… Read more

December 28, 2019

Healthcare costs in the United States are the #1 cause for bankruptcy. Every day people are being financially crushed even if they have good health insurance. CNBC reports on the crisis in the story This is the real reason most Americans file for bankruptcy: A new study from academic researchers found that 66.5 percent of all bankruptcies were tied to medical issues —either because of high costs for care or time out of work. An estimated 530,000 families turn to bankruptcy… Read more

December 27, 2019

The First Lady of the United States just realized what the word bully means. And that’s not good for her husband, Donald J. Trump. Washington DC – First Lady Melania Trump is waking up angry and the President is in hot water. Sources say her vocabulary grew in size recently. While a new word wasn’t added to her lexicon, an old word gained its proper meaning. “Sure, I told her what the word bully really means,” states longtime friend Andrew Kanard…. Read more

December 26, 2019

Washington DC – Christmas 2019 is finally over. While many in the United States go back to work on December 26th, Britain and many of its past colonies are enjoying Boxing Day. And what is Boxing Day? Some Americans believe it’s just another fake news story coming out of places like Canada, Australia, and the United Kingdom. Affordable healthcare? Good public education? Little to no school shootings? All those things have to be a myth. And the idea people in those… Read more

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