May 19, 2019

  Washington DC – A new scandal is rocking the White House and the Trump administration. The Flat Earth Gazette published love letters from the First Lady of the United States, Melania Trump, to Russian President Vladimir Putin. The Gazette published all thirty-two epistles. The letters paint a picture of an ambitious woman with love on her mind. At first, Mrs. Trump appears to be vacillating between being an agent of her husband’s business interests and fangirl of Putin: Dear President… Read more

May 18, 2019

Hey everyone! This atheist is reading through the Bible. And I’m on Exodus chapters 19 and 20. The last time we left Moses and his ragtag fugitive fleet (that was an old school Battlestar Galactica reference by way) they were meandering through the desert. In these two chapters they are at Mount Sinai and God has a lot of stuff to tell them. Commandments! And why not to use steps when approaching the altar. Really not making that second one… Read more

May 17, 2019

  Hey, everyone! Here is the latest Follies. It’s all about the Halo Effect. Check it out! As always, the bonus panel for Patrons is here. Here are a few other Follies.   The Hindsight Fallacy — Andy’s Follies # 33 Andy’s Follies #32 Equivocation Groupthink – Andy’s Follies #31 Ad Hominem Fallacy – Andy’s Follies #30 Thanks for stopping by! Andrew Hall is the author of Laughing in Disbelief. Besides writing a blog no one reads, co-hosting the Naked… Read more

May 17, 2019

Helsinki, Finland – Finland’s parliament unanimously voted to keep any and all pro-life Americans from entering their country. Prime Minister Andrew Kanard signed the bill nicknamed It Won’t Happen Here law early this morning. Prime Minister Kanard addressed reporters after the signing ceremony: We’re not allowing any American who is anti-choice into our country.  Also, we’re not letting anyone in from Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, North Dakota, Ohio, and South Dakota into Finland. Those states passed radical legislation infringing on the… Read more

May 15, 2019

  Washington DC – New reports say Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell was traumatized by the children’s game Duck, Duck, Goose as a child. To make matters worse, President Trump and his staff force Senator McConnell to play the game when he visits the White House. Duck, Duck, Goose is a game where children (typically children) sit in a circle. The one who is “it” walks around the circle tapping each child on their head and saying “duck” or “goose.” If you… Read more

May 14, 2019

  We’ve gathered today to read chapters 17 and 18 in the Book Of Exodus. Last time we left our hero, that’s Moses by the way) the LORD was raining down meat and bread to feed the ancient Israelites as the schlepped through the desert. But what about water? You may be asking yourself. Good question. Moses is going to use his magic staff once again and whammy up some water. Now, it’s time to get serious. How did Moses… Read more

May 14, 2019

Washington DC- The US-China trade war is raging. America and China already have some tariffs in place. With the threat of increasing tariffs on Chinese products, President Trump announced a 25% tax on all Chinese food sold in the United States of America. President Trump addressed reporters on this important topic: We the people require China to open up its borders to American companies. They’ve been very unfair to us. They steal our technology. They aren’t taking our trash anymore. And… Read more

May 13, 2019

  Samuel Isaac Dealey Is a smart and funny. He runs the Woohooligan Comedy YouTube channel. His recent videos explore Carol Dweck’s book, Mindset. The book explores how many people believe success is based on innate traits. Some people are just smart and that’s a result of genes, for example. However, the road to success is more often based in an open worldview where believing training, coaching, and education trumps genetics. Sam’s most recent video explores the cognitive fallacy, groupthink…. Read more

May 13, 2019

Fairfax County, Virginia – The National Rifle Association (NRA) is encircled by legal fees, and the organization is ready to shoot its way out if necessary. “We have enough AR-15s to build a wall on the Mexican AND Canadian borders,” NRA spokesperson Andrew Canard said. “There’s enough firepower here to take on the Catholic Church’s legal fees for pedophile priests.” The NRA Feels The Heat The Huffington Post reported on the NRA’s financial woes in the article Leaked NRA Documents Reveal Gun… Read more

May 12, 2019

The Kentucky teenager who became a member of a Southern Baptist church after refusing to be vaccinated against faith-based schemes may not realize there can be lifelong consequences from being infected with a herpes virus. The attorney for the family of Billy Prevaricate, 18, told NBC News that the Kentucky health department had overreacted with an order for unvaccinated students to stay away from public places during Easter. The Prevaricate family says they don’t regret the teen catching the virus… Read more

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