March 31, 2019

SNL’s Mueller Report Cold Open offers three different views of the Mueller Report. Take a gander. Kate McKinnon’s performance as Rudy Giuliani/Count Orlock is spot on. In case you aren’t familiar with the classic 1922 film Nosferatu, then here’s a clip of the vampire Count Orlock rising from his coffin. Somehow the real Rudy is scarier.   Did you enjoy this post? How about buying the writer a cup of coffee? Follow Laughing in Disbelief On Facebook!    Read more

March 31, 2019

  Washington DC – President Donald Trump tweeted the Democrat witch hunt against him will pale against the witch hunt he’s planning against them. Muller’s show is over. I won. Pelosi and Schumer don’t know how to spell which hunt. I’m going to show them how to do it right. Pitchforks. Torches. FOX News dog whistles. And corgis. They will sniff out the whiches.  In response, The Welsh Corgi Association officially stated using corgis for political purposes that have nothing to… Read more

March 29, 2019

Vice President Mike Pence unexpectedly left the country of Brunei yesterday. Pence was visiting on state business. His staff state they have no idea why their boss would leave the country without packing his suitcase. Some suspect it may have to do with the country’s new law making homosexuality illegal. Vice reported on the nation’s controversial move: Next week, the tiny sultanate of Brunei become the first country in Southeast Asia to make homosexuality a crime punishable by death. The… Read more

March 28, 2019

  Washington DC – White House sources leaked a memo to the press today. The document states to all White House staffers subjects they shouldn’t bring up with President Donald Trump. “I know from personal experience what happens if one of these topics are brought up with the commander-in-chief,” one anonymous staffer said. “Trump is mercurial under normal circumstances. When “provoked” he becomes apoplectic.” Here are the 10 topics you can’t bring up with the President of the United States. The… Read more

March 27, 2019

  Helsinki, Finland – The parliament in this Nordic country voted overwhelmingly to label Catholicism a hate crime. The Finnish government considers the Catholic Church to be fostering hate and divisiveness. In what many here are calling the Dear Pedophiles Law, the Catholic Church is losing its tax exempt status due to its misogynistic and anti-LGBTQ doctrines. The statute is also making it a crime for priests not to immediately report sex abuse against children. It doesn’t matter if the information is learned while hearing… Read more

March 26, 2019

  Comedian Trae Crowder is the Liberal Redneck, and he has some comforting words of wisdom considering the Mueller report. Check out his video Liberal Redneck – Mueller Report Schmueller Report  If you’re interested in seeing more of Trae and his comical musings checkout these videos: The Liberal Redneck Slams Trump’s Breaking The Iran Deal Liberal Redneck Rants About Trump And North Korea Liberal Redneck Talks Space Force And Rants About The Border Trae and the lads (Drew Morgan and Corey… Read more

March 26, 2019

  Washington DC – White House staffers report the President of the United States of America and First Lady totally blew off another date night. Insiders state the high powered couple takes one night a week to show each other how much they despise wedded bliss by not showing up. “This week the Trumps scheduled a night out on the town,” an anonymous source said. “The staff at Zatinya kept their table open all night.” The restaurant staff shared a collective… Read more

March 25, 2019

  Bridgewater, Arkansas – William Minkowsky is only eleven-years-old, but he’s suing his parents. Legal documents reveal they gave him a moral compass in a nation that only punishes truth, compassion, and the ability to do simple math. Attorney Andrew Canard is handling the lawsuit. He’s passionate about assisting children in need. Over a law career spanning ten years, Mr. Canard helped children divorce their parents for many reasons including social media crimes. “Mothers and fathers don’t understand the power of… Read more

March 24, 2019

  Billy ‘Spamburger’ Tucker is ready to follow Jesus’ teaching of turning the other cheek while fully armed with an ArmaLite AR-15 rifle. ”Jesus said to turn the other cheek, and I can do that,” Billy told friends at the Pig and Whistle Bar. “After I turn the cheek, my AR-15 is going to shoot them with 223 Remington blessings.” Mr. Spamburger’s friends voiced they were all thankful for living in a state where a fully operational assault-style weapon could be… Read more

March 23, 2019

  Washington DC – President Donald J. Trump is selling signed copies of the Bible at his online Trump Store. The holy books appeared early this week. Initial sales are reported to be robust. Customers may purchase signed copies of various translations of the good book. The King James Bible is supposedly the biggest seller followed by the Catholic Bible. The Children’s Bible takes third place. Andrew Canard manages the Trump Store. He’s ecstatic. “We’re selling all types of White House… Read more

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