August 20, 2019

I was checking out what was going on in the Twittersphere, and noted the fun people were having with #CaptionThis and #CaptionChallenge. Then I thought Why isn’t there a Christian Caption Challenge? Problem solved! Here is your challenge. Place your caption in the comments below.   (This guy seems like he’s looking for attention.) Did you enjoy this post? How about buying the writer a cup of coffee!  Or becoming a Patron?   Read more

August 18, 2019

  Portland, Oregon – A far-right rally was broken up yesterday by a concerned group of parents and grandparents who hadn’t realized their sons had grown up into mouth-breathing idiots. Approximately one thousand fascist devotees took over downtown Portland to support white power, white pride, and not showering for who knows how long. Some held signs that read Honk if you love Jesus others had Low-fat mayo together IS an abomination. Police admitted they were in for a rough ride. Many officers… Read more

August 17, 2019

Tallahassee, Florida – Florida’s legislature passed a bill late last night legalizing American citizens to gun down individuals who speak any foreign language in public. Nicknamed Jesus and English First the proposed statute is similar to the law passed last year allowing white middle aged citizens to shoot people who are playing rap music too loud. “This is a great leap forward in making America great again,” stated State Representative Andrew Canard. “I was at a gas station just this morning and… Read more

August 16, 2019

  Washington DC – The United Kingdom is on its way out of the European Union (EU). The country compromising England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland is either going to have a trade deal with the EU, or it isn’t when it leaves. However, America is in the wings ready to make a free trade deal with the Brits. The Guardian reports on the recent conversation with US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo and UK foreign secretary Dominic Raab: “Of course,… Read more

August 15, 2019

Andy’s Follies #38 is all about the Fundamental Attribution Error! And what is the Fundamental Attribution Error? I’m glad you asked.   As always Patrons can see the bonus panel on my Patreon page! If you’re interested in checking out previous Follies, you can check out the Andy’s Follies Facebook page (and please give it a like).   Did you enjoy this post? How about buying the writer a cup of coffee!  Or becoming a Patron?     Buy this… Read more

August 14, 2019

A recent study proves atheists are agents of terror and seek to obtain their goals through that terror. The paper titled Atheists are Agents of Terror and Obtain Their Goals Through Terror is in this month’s prestigious Journal of CryptoKnowology. ”We have Saudi Arabia to thank for leading the way on the atheist-terrorist connection,” lead author Professor Andrew Canard quipped. “The only thing we did was connect the dots.” The researchers did not engage in any original experiments. Instead, they focused… Read more

August 13, 2019

Bruce Marks is CEO of the Neighborhood Assistance Corporation of America (NACA). He sits down with Jack and Andy (hey, that’s me!) in the Naked Diner. This is probably the most important podcast episode we’ve ever recorded. I know, we’ve had on big stars like W. Kamau Bell (United Shades of America) and Trae Crowder (Liberal Redneck). And while they were great guests who enlightened and entertained, Bruce Marks is the one person you never heard of that you need… Read more

August 12, 2019

  PROVIDENCE, RI – For over two thousand years, Christians have been eagerly anticipating the Second Coming of Christ, but – following President Donald Trump’s rally Thursday – Jesus may return to find the locks changed. “Why is so much glory given to Jesus when Galilee is the worst run, most infested rathole in Israel?” said Trump. “It’s a backwater. A complete and total catastrophe. And this guy tells the people of the United States how to live? Go back… Read more

August 11, 2019

  Senator Mitch McConnell’s twitter account, @Team_Mitch, reportedly ran away from home late last night. Area law enforcement received a call from the McConnell residence at 11:59 pm, starting the Twitter account was gone. A quick investigation revealed the Twitter account had indeed fled. @Twitter_Mitch’s window was wide open. A makeshift rope made out of bedsheets apparently allowed the account to escape its second-story bedroom. @Team_Mitch’s backpack was missing along with items of clothing. “It’s a classic case of Drapetomania,”… Read more

August 9, 2019

Dan Arel stops by the Naked Diner Podcast and talks social activism, politics, and atheism. Dan is a writer and recently wrote the Introduction to Godless: 150 Years of Disbelief and Parenting Without God: How to Raise Moral, Ethical, and Intelligent Children, Free from Religious Dogma (Second Edition). He also contributes to OpenSource, Time, Salon, AlterNet, Huffington Post, and The New Arab. While talking with Dan I came up with the term Racist Red Scare to sum up Donald Trump’s campaign strategy…. Read more

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