Dumbing Down

Charles Simic laments the decline of educational standards: “An educated, well-informed population, the kind that a functioning democracy requires, would be difficult to lie to, and could not be led by the nose by the various vested interests running amok in this country. Most of our politicians and their political advisers and lobbyists would find themselves unemployed, and so would the gasbags who pass themselves off as our opinion makers. Luckily for them, nothing so catastrophic, even though perfectly well-deserved and widely-welcome, has a remote chance of occurring any time soon. For starters, there’s more money to be made from the ignorant than the enlightened, and deceiving Americans is one of the few growing home industries we still have in this country. A truly educated populace would be bad, both for politicians and for business.”

When he gets to specifics, though, he talks only about the ignorance of conservatives and Christians. 

So, we’re not all idiots. Only conservatives. Somehow, miraculously, people like Simic have escaped the corrosive effects of their dreadful education. A great relief, that democracy has a future.