In Iran, Forms of Birth Control Might Get You 2 or 5 Years in Prison

In Iran, Forms of Birth Control Might Get You 2 or 5 Years in Prison June 25, 2014

As I have said before, one of the very few successful programs of the Islamic Regime was its birth control policy, but last year for some unfathomable reason, they completely changed course. The Supreme Leader actually apologized that there was a family planning program and said we need a country of at least 150,000,000 people. We already have an unemployment crisis, and a water crisis, and this all seems disastrous. Now something funny has happened in Iran’s parliament yesterday which takes this new policy into a ridiculously absurd extreme.

A bill outlawing multiple forms of birth control such has passed a first reading in Iran’s parliament, which means it’s only two steps away from becoming a law. The bill bans sterilization, vasectomies, tubal ligation, and abortion, unless they are authorized (there’s already a law for abortion, but they’re passing the same law again, and they passed a law about alcohol trafficking that was there already again, so it seems this folly has becoming a trend). People can be punished two to five years in prison for non-authorized operations.

The law doesn’t specify who gets punished though. The doctor? The patient? Both? Utterly vague.

Before that they had decided to give money to parents for each birth.

I don’t fathom the reason for this. They say they are afraid of aging population, but as I’ve said, we can’t accommodate this population already. Plus, people can’t afford babies. All people my age still live with their parents, schooling and other expenses are now borderline impossible. Plus Tehran already houses much more people than its real capacity. There’s no way this is economically feasible. I’ve never seen pundits and economists agree with such a consensus on any issue. So don’t make the mistake of thinking Iran is in some Japan situation. We’re in a massive overpopulation crisis already.

I have a theory though. Maybe they know that middle-class, educated people are reformist minded and impossible to heed by such laws, and that poor people cannot simply afford more children, so the only people who will abide by this new policy are regime supporters, so maybe they will give birth to people loyal to the regime?

Are they seriously trying to out-fuck us into minority? Hopefully my conjecture is wrong.

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