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Michael Pearl is a Million Times More Humble Than Thou Art!

November 13, 2018 By Suzanne Calulu

The title is cribbed from a ‘Weird’ Al Yankovic song ‘Amish Paradise’. In one part Al dressed as an Amish man says he’s a million times as humble as thou art. It fits Michae Pearl’s piece on humility that makes absolutely zero sense. Only Michael is truly humble by his own crazy metric. I have read this piece probably ten times and it still does not make sense to me. Is this some weird word salad-y way to brag? The… Read more

Nancy Campbell’s Politics and Jesus

November 12, 2018 By Suzanne Calulu

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For the past week I’ve been cruising through the websites of our usual suspects, seeking to see if anyone mentioned the recent midterm elections. The manly men are silent, the women had nothing to say. Makes me wonder if they’ve had issues with being accused of promoting political agendas on their ministries. But not Nancy Campbell of Above Rubies. Nancy came right out with her thoughts on voting. Nancy Campbell’s politics and Jesus don’t seem to have anything in common…. Read more

Not Allowing Children to Own Their Emotions is Godly?

November 11, 2018 By Suzanne Calulu

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Ken Alexander, husband of Lori Alexander of The Transformed Wife sounds off this morning on how to raise kids with a post about his grandchildren. He claims that he and Lori raise them with joy, not allowing any emotions but joy. He even goes so far as to claim that they put any grumpy kids in the ‘Grumpy’ chair and that the kids go to it with joyousness. In the Alexander household not allowing children to own their emotions is… Read more

Fat Women Do Not Deserve Sex?

November 10, 2018 By Suzanne Calulu

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Larry Solomon of Biblical Gender Roles must be synced up to Lori Alexander of The Transformed Wife as both of them are posting about sex in marriage today. Hive minds, man. Lori is promoting that giving sex upon demand will cheat proof your marriage, provided your man does not have a porn addiction. Larry is yammering on answering a lady with a sex question. She’s upset that she caught her husband masturbating and wants to know the why. Larry breaks… Read more

Doug Wilson Wants to Smash the Matriarchy?

November 9, 2018 By Suzanne Calulu

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Doug Wilson of Blog and Mablog mistakenly thinks that America’s problem is the matriarchy. No thought of the fact that old style patriarchy is genuinely to blame for a great deal. In fact in many parts of the world it’s still the rule instead of the weird little exception. It certainly is here in Central America. Doug Wilson states that he wants to smash the matriarchy without any real understanding what it is. We learn quickly that back in the… Read more

Having Baby After Baby Creates Good Health?

November 8, 2018 By Suzanne Calulu

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Lori Alexander of The Transformed Wife is trying futilely yet again to garner the maximum number of outraged eyeballs on her page. She’s talking about birth control pills, exhibiting her willfull ignorance of how they work. But the worst thing is that she is blaming them for feminism and claiming it is linked to communism. Lots of bad health advice being spewed by a woman that believes that toxic and banned Black Salve is better than a skilled dermatologist or… Read more

Having Emotions is Trying to Control Your Husband?

November 7, 2018 By Suzanne Calulu

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This is from a very old piece by Debi Pearl from way back in 2002 as published in No Greater Joy magazine titled ‘The Jezebel Profile’ While we’ve quoted from here before somehow I missed all this burbling on how having emotions is the evil, a way to control and manipulate your husband. Debi thinks having emotions is trying to control your husband, not what it actually is. Which is human, normal and understandable. Emotions, the good, the bad and… Read more

Women Need to be Told to Marry?

November 6, 2018 By Suzanne Calulu

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There’s one thing you can count on when you read Lori Alexander of The Transformed Wife’s blog, that she’ll rationalize what she’s doing. You know that at some point during the week she’ll make a poorly-thought out response to why her “ministry” must exist. This time she’s claiming it’s because women do not know that marriage and raising children is an option, it’s all nasty careers and education. Women need to be told to marry, the gospel according to Lori…. Read more

Get a Gun Because 23 Psalm?

November 5, 2018 By Suzanne Calulu

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Sometimes when I’m bored and need a laugh I’ll go into Faithful Word Baptist Church’s archive of Steven Anderson’s sermons and read a few. If you want to see what happens when someone with massive paranoia, and very little real education makes the Bible fit their delusions this is it! In this post Anderson is trying to say that the most quoted psalm of all times, the 23 psalm is a roadmap for what marriage looks like. In particular the… Read more

Women Must Marry ‘Masculine’ Men?

November 4, 2018 By Suzanne Calulu

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One of our dear readers posted a link to another Patheos blog in the Evangelical section. The author is C. R. Wiley, a middle-aged Presbyterian pastor in super white bread Connecticut, and it shows by his assumptions in his piece at Paterfamilias Today. So much White Man Entitlement from the kissy-faced photo of a young woman used to illustrate single Christian women, thru his notions of the need for hyper masculinity. What are all these Evangelical and Quiverfull men so… Read more