Reflections of an Unintentionally Undercover Atheist

Reflections of an Unintentionally Undercover Atheist February 10, 2015
Image from Kaleesha Williams.com
Image from Kaleesha Williams.com

by Kaleesha Williams from her blog The Lost (And Found) Mind of Kaleesha Williams

I went to the dentist earlier this week.  I’ve only been to this office once, but I like the people, they’re friendly.  Having taken the children to a dentist in a nearby town and getting my oldest into an orthodontist up near St. Louis I’ve come to the conclusion that people in and around the dental profession are some of the friendliest, sweetest-natured professionals in the world.  I’m told they have to be because so many people hate dentists.  But that’s not what I want to talk about today.

 
While laid back in the dentist’s chair, waiting for him to return to finish the work he’d begun on my teeth, the hygienist and I made small talk; weather, gardening, kids.  Mostly only interesting because half my mouth was numb.  The context of our conversation was irrelevant, benign really.  At some point she interjected something about the sermon she’d heard in church Sunday, about how we are to love each other in spite of our failings, how we are accountable to God and not to men.
 
I had no words at the time for this absurdly interjected piece of faith-related small talk.  Granted, I was also having tools shoved in my mouth again, which somewhat limits my conversational abilities, but I lay there thinking that I could say something to the effect of, “As an atheist I don’t believe we have to answer to anyone when we die, but we answer to each other while we live and yes, it is best to love others.”
 This has stuck with me.  More and more often these things stand out to me.  It occurs to me that people outside the Bible Belt might really have no clue how public religion has become.  It is not a personal thing anymore, if it ever was.  In Smalltown Midwest America faith in God and involvement in church is the rule, not the exception.  It is assumed that you are one of them.
 
Yes, one of them; us and them.  I cannot see it differently.  I immediately feel like an outsider when someone starts talking about their faith, like I’m some kind of spy, an undercover agent.  If this person knew they were talking to an atheist…  I wonder what would happen if I were to be found out?  Should I reveal myself before they say anything more to incriminate themselves?
 
But what if I don’t want to announce my unbelief to the world?  As it is, it takes effort to push this glaring difference aside and remember that this is just another human being in front of me with whom I might have all kinds of different and amazing things in common.  Humanity; focus on the humanity.  But isn’t it interesting that no one stops to ask if their conversation partner is a believer?  I guess they just assume we are or hope that something they say will intrigue us if we’re not.
 
It occurred again today.  Seth and Blue went in for their first dental check-up/cleaning.  The hygienist and I chatted about the weather, the children, laundry, gardening, my dental care.  When she found out which practice I use she raved about what a wonderful doctor and staff they were and punctuated this with the statement: “You know, they pray every morning before they begin their day’s work.”  I was supposed to be impressed.  She didn’t ask me whether I believed in the power of prayer.  I smiled and didn’t comment and wondered what I could or should say.  I wondered this all the way home.  That’s interesting.  I don’t personally believe in the power of prayer.  I used to, but I’m an atheist now.  I could have told her about my first book, written about my first year post-bible, a copy of which I happened to have with me.  Part of me wishes I’d spoken up.  I almost feel deceitful not saying anything (am I ashamed of who I am?) but another part of me insists I don’t need to go there.  What would be the point?  I needn’t broadcast my unbelief to anyone.  However, I was yet again suddenly thrust into the position of Unintentionally Undercover Atheist.  If I didn’t make myself known, was I merely cementing her assumption that I shared her delusion?
 
Apparently.
 
Soon after the above she recommended a movie her family had just gone to see; “Heaven Is For Real.”  She raved about it.  She raved about the book and insisted we read it, that we would love it, that it proves the existence of heaven.  I didn’t know all the details of the story, but I began to imagine, and again I wondered if I should speak up?  I asked her what it was about, buying myself information and time to process my thoughts.  As she excitedly told the story of this three year old boy who had died and returned to life with tales of lost loved ones and Jesus and angels singing, my mind bubbled and boiled; possible responses, observations about the situation itself and how odd to have two such situations in one week, both with dental hygienists no less, skeptical thoughts about the story…
 
What I wish I’d said:  “That sounds interesting.  I’m personally very skeptical of such stories and happen to be a former christian turned atheist who doesn’t believe in an afterlife.”  It could have turned into a conversation about how such anecdotal evidence is not true evidence.
 
What I actually said:  “Hmm.  Interesting.”
 
Some days I just don’t feel up to engagement.  It’s been one of those weeks for me, to be honest; worse than my occasional withdrawn mood.  Feeling very much like I would just like to crawl in a hole and take a break from the world.  Rather, I’d like to work in the garden with absolutely no distractions for a week.  The social demands upon this introvert have been high and I’m drained, but it doesn’t stop my mind from engaging.
 
The encounter from earlier in the week joined this one in my brain for a good workout, running laps and jumping jacks; mental fitness during the forty-five minute drive home.  Does it bother me that religious people are often outspoken?  No.  I don’t mind people sharing their passions.  It does get under my skin a little bit now because I see christianity as a huge lie, but even that doesn’t bother me too much as religion is simply, apparently, part of the human experience.  The presumption that I am a believer or, at the very least, interested gets to me bit more; a person wouldn’t just start in talking about golf assuming I knew about golf or was interested.  Why not ask before diving in?  But this is a cultural thing and I suppose some allowance should be made for it.  No, what begins to gnaw at me is that I am put in the position of being an atheist, undercover or otherwise.  There would be no atheists if there were not theists.  Because theism defines the majority of people around me, by default I find myself an atheist, a label I would otherwise not burden myself with. 

I did not go out into the world this week to share with anyone about my unbelief in God.  I don’t feel the need to spread atheism wherever I go (though I am interested in teaching skepticism and critical thinking, reason and logic).  I don’t feel the need to engage with every christian who brings up God or Jesus or the bible.  So what is an unintentionally undercover atheist to do?  I was content to discuss the gorgeous spring weather, swap gardening tips and enthusiasm, connect with other parents about the interesting children in our lives or, imagine, just get some freakin’ dental work done on myself and the children without the staff referencing their imaginary friends.
 
And I think this is why I don’t speak up sometimes.  Fighting the division, trying to focus on the humanity, on the commonality.  
 
But, I am an atheist.  And as I think about it, I guess I’m an atheist not only because others are theists, but because I once was a theist myself.  Atheism exists because theism exists, generally, but this is part of my character now.  Part of me.  I do believe that, however it started and why-ever it continues, belief in the bible god is some sort of delusion.  And I saw the wizard behind the curtain.  I cannot unsee it.  I have been down that road.  With hard work and a pinch of chance my journey has been forever altered.
 
As a christian, I would not have taken kindly to being called delusional.  Or ignorant, but I think ignorant is the most appropriate word.  And for the most part there is no “sin” in ignorance.  Looking around me now and thinking back to my own past, I think there are some who are willfully ignorant, some who are not, and some mixture.  It just does not occur to some to question things.  Some refuse to question past a certain point.  Some question and feel they have found answers, but don’t understand about the scientific method, about evidence, about peer review, about logic and reason.  I fell into the latter category.  I now understand the work involved in flushing out truth.
 
Ignorance does not equal innocence and is not an acceptable condition to remain in.  An awful lot of damage can be done by the ignorant.  I daresay that’s when most of the damage is done.  Christianity, any bible-based religion, has done its share.  There are consequences to ignorant thought and behavior. I’ve written about some of those before.
 
So, I am torn, always.  I often hold back in random engagements as described above then unload in writing.  So, am I an outspoken atheist?  I guess I’ll accept the title, since I wrote a book largely about that.  But, like I said, I don’t feel the need to spread atheism wherever I go.  I will occasionally counter christianity when I meet it.  I will attempt to do so in a thoughtful fashion.  I do not aim to provoke and I do not aim to convert.  I am hungry for reason.  I am thirsty for mobs of critical-thinking humans who can begin to make necessary changes to our culture and our world.
 
A friend suggested to me this evening that people need the idea of God.  Not that he believed God existed, but that the idea of God exists and it exists for a reason.  I admit to believing that the God idea, in its many variations, came directly out of humanity’s attempts to understand itself.  As my friend seemed to be explaining, humanity needs to believe in God to explain the great unexplainable fortunes and calamities of life.  I personally don’t feel the need for this in my life.  I truly don’t.  I’ve had it, now it’s gone, and I feel my life is much richer without it, more focused.  Denny feels this way, also.  I know many others who do not feel the need for God, but I know many who do.  I know some who reject the bible god, but embrace the idea of a higher power.  It looks to me like they desire what mankind has always desired: a reason for life’s mysteries.  Without getting into my thoughts on the “God of the Gaps” (expounded upon in my book, “Free to Be.”  Today’s mysteries are tomorrow’s knowledge), I see humanity giving God credit for its good accomplishments, accepting blame and condemnation from God for our failings, and believing that all we have do to do is ask forgiveness and he will make everything better.  
 
It’s an astounding system, a perfect system designed by a humanity that doesn’t know what to do with itself or doesn’t want to bother.  
 
Personally, I would rather wipe away all the religion, all the ideas of higher power, and get down to bare humanity.  We will look our accomplishments in the eye and own them.  We will look our “sins” in the eye and own them.  We will look around us and ask, “What can we do differently?  What steps can we take to improve ourselves,” instead of waiting for God to perfect us.  We will offer each other the best that we have, physically and emotionally; all that energy we used to pour into worship of God, prayer, bible study, church-building and missions.  I think only then will we be able to heal our communities, save ourselves, save our planet and fellow species.  It will only happen when we accept who and what we are and stop looking to God for answers.  When we stop leaning on the crutch of God and stand on our own damned feet.
 
One more thing happened today to ‘cause me to stand up a little straighter and look my culture in the eye, unashamed of my non-theism, unashamed of my humanity.
 
I donated one of my books to my local library.  I’d also had some book-promo bookmarks made up and had left a stack of them with my librarian who set them on the counter with the usual library bookmarks.  A homeschool mom friend writes christian romance novels and I remembered that she had done the same a couple years ago with her bookmarks and that they had prominently displayed her book with a placard declaring “Local Author.”  My librarian friend informed me that a religious patron took my entire stack of bookmarks to “show her minister.”  Stole the whole stack.  My friend wasn’t present at the time, but learned this from another librarian who happens to be a christian.  She suggested to him that he might want to reconsider promoting my book.  I was also told that a new employee, a young christian, saw my book on the shelf (awaiting processing and Dewey Decimal assignment) and scoffed at it.

So, returning to the list of things that bother me about my recent interactions, it burns me a great deal knowing that if I were to speak as freely about my atheism as christians do about their theism, I would be met with considerable ugliness and be seen as antagonistic and divisive.  The playing field is not level.  The idea that my book could not be as freely promoted by my local library as a christian romance novel rather raises my ire.  I do not ask special treatment, but equal treatment.  In the asking of such I will likely be viewed as a militant atheist.
 
Bring it on.
 
I will be calling the library headquarters next week to see if they have a policy regarding promoting local authors.  I will avoid discussing the subject matter of my book and go from there.  I will also be talking to them about setting up a book signing/reading at my local branch.  From there I will see about getting my book into some stores in the area (there’s only one book store in my town and it’s christian.  Hmm).  I think I’m ready.
 
I, like everyone I know, am just a human being trying to find my way.  I will be met with opposition because my journey is against the grain of my immediate culture, but I will stand tall, unashamed of my experiences and who I am, and I will do my best to connect with my fellow humans.
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Did you know that Kaleesha has written a book? – Free To Be by Kaleesha Williams is available at Amazon in Kindle or paperback versions and can also be ordered through her website!

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Kaleesha Williams accomplishes her musing, writing, and goat-wrangling
in rural southeastern Missouri–that is, when she has time between
homeschooling and adoring her seven children, gardening, making goat
milk soap, planning projects with Denny, and trying to get her
sourdough English muffins to cook up properly.

Kaleesha has been blogging for over ten years and has written for
various farming and astronomy magazines.  You can check out her newest
book, “Free to Be:  How I Went From Unhappily Married Conservative
Bible Believer to Happily Divorced Atheistic Humanist In One Year and
Several Complicated Steps” at her website, www.kaleeshawilliams.com.
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  • JeanPing

    The vast majority of librarians would react to that by prominently displaying the book, having piles of bookmarks, and probably a display about censorship even though BBW isn’t for 6 months. If you have further problems, you might suggest that the librarian in question examine her professional ethics about providing access to all viewpoints and letting patrons decide for themselves. Today’s Unshelved comic seems apropos: http://www.unshelved.com/2015-2-9

    As a librarian myself, I’ve pretty much stopped sharing my opinions with anybody at all unless I feel particularly called upon to do so. Much of my job consists of people telling me their (often eccentric) opinions so that I can help them find more information about whatever it is. I will listen, smile, nod, and help you find it. This has bled out into my personal life until It is now extremely difficult to offend me. Whatever you think is fine with me. I’ll smile and nod and keep my thoughts to myself, because almost no one really cares what I think. Whatever my opinion is, it’s unlikely to change anybody’s mind unless they actually want to know–and then they’d ask. So, personally, I see no reason for you to go around correcting everybody’s assumptions. That’s their problem.

  • Friend

    You are not alone. Even as a Christian, I often feel silenced by other Christians. Once or twice I’ve been called a “wonderful woman of God.” The phrase is a sure tipoff that, if the speaker really knew my beliefs, she would just as quickly say, “You’re going straight to hell.”

  • Amarad

    You can avoid bringing up religion at all with all your might, but it still somehow pops up when you live in the bible belt. It’s frustrating to encounter the assumption and mindset that you (the listener) are Christian and >obviouslyInsert denomination here!

    Particularly when you are a captive audience (like waiting for a dentist) and can’t easily escape. With that assumption on their part is the knowledge that contradicting or correcting the speaker is going to turn this into a Big Deal instead of going “Oh! Sorry, I hope I didn’t offend you by assuming”.

    It’s the exact same attitude that assumes *no one* could possibly object to handing out bibles at school, or mandatory prayer, or a giant stone ten commandments in a courthouse. But no-one can fight every battle every day. So I don’t blame you or anyone else who doesn’t want to start a Big Deal by outing their -ism or sexuality while trying to get a tooth cleaning.

    Ultimately I just see it as a symptom of our cultural problem with understanding and respecting boundaries.

  • Astrin Ymris

    I understand that you don’t want to cause drama all the time (and I’m guilty of smiling politely and saying nothing myself many a time) but part of the reason that Christians “assume Christianity” as a default is that atheists, Pagans, agnostics et al so often DON’T bother to correct the presumption.

    Maybe there’s a middle ground between being an “Ugly Atheist” and letting the error go uncorrected. I sometimes simply say, “I’m not Christian” and leave it at that unless the person asks for more detail.

    I have to admit that since moving back in with my parents I’ve been less likely to say this, to avoid causing problems for them. I do reply to strangers who appear on our porch with an offer to come to their church with a curt “We’re not interested” as if they were door-to-door salespeople. To my mind, that’s what they are.

  • gimpi1

    One of the principles of religious freedom is religious privacy. I don’t feel under any obligations to discuss my religious beliefs or lack thereof with anyone, ever. If I want to, fine, but if I don’t, I don’t. I’m a bit introverted, and often don’t want to share such details of my inner-life. I’m fortunate to live in the Pacific Northwest, one of the most unchurched parts of the U.S. Here, involvement with a church is the exception rather than the rule, and most people generally don’t raise the topic of religious belief or lack thereof in casual conversation.

    The idea of a library allowing your promotional materials to be stolen and debating wether or not to promote your book because of its topic is awful. Libraries exist to encourage a free exchange of information. How does trying to silence your viewpoint constitute that free exchange? I’d raise holy hell about it, if it happened to me. Oh, and isn’t there something about “do not steal” in the Bible?

    Good luck.

  • bobbiperryman

    I am a librarian and I am utterly appalled at that behavior. That is not in accordance with any library standards and is utterly against the principals public librarians should espouse. We are here to present information – not to pass judgement. If any of those library workers had MLSs, (which I doubt) they should be revoked.

  • JeanPing

    Yeah, I think the chances are that the person who made that suggestion might not be an actual MLIS. At least, at my library we have way more clerks than librarians! Be that as it may, I “happen to be a Christian” but my professional ethics, as well as my personal beliefs, dictate that I purchase and make available every viewpoint.

  • persephone

    I have family all over the Missouri and Arkansas Ozarks, and most of them are not religious; they may or may not believe in a god, but because they live in small towns they attend church. They view it as their social obligation and a necessity for living and doing business.

  • persephone

    Once again, if their god is so great, why are his followers such whiny little scaredy cats?