by Michael Pearl from No Greater Joy – Laughing
Editor’s note: Sorry Michael, the only laughing going on are in those of us that see just how unsuccessful your children really are, that know about the way they live, the lives of grinding poverty and make do. For bonus horrible Pearl is admitting to abusing his dogs with the same plumbing line he beats his children and possibly grandchildren with.
My granddaughters laugh with joy after giving their baby dolls a spanking for “being naughty” because they know their dolls will grow up to be the best mamas and daddies in the world—just like them.
People all around the world, in places like Russia, China, Germany, New Zealand, Guatemala, Peru, Africa, and fifty other countries, are laughing with joy, because, after applying the Biblical principles found in our books, they finally have happy and obedient children.
Even my chickens are laughing…well, actually it’s more like cackling, because they just laid another organic egg for my breakfast and they know that it was that same piece of ¼ inch plastic supply line that trained the dogs not to eat chicken.
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