Celebrating George Carlin: A Collection of Memes and Videos

Celebrating George Carlin: A Collection of Memes and Videos May 12, 2015

George Carlin, the man who made the world laugh by declaring “Religion is Bullshit,” was born today, May 12.

In honor of his memory, and in celebration of his life, readers are invited to enjoy a collection of memes and videos highlighting some of the best work of the beloved comedian and social critic. Enjoy!




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When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time!

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!

George Carlin,  May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008.

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