Saudi Cleric: In Heaven, Men Will Be Busy Tearing Hymens

Saudi Cleric: In Heaven, Men Will Be Busy Tearing Hymens October 9, 2015

Popular Saudi Cleric Sheik Yahya Al-Jana’ explains to the Muslim faithful that in the afterlife men “will be busy tearing hymens” of the “virgins in Paradise” who have breasts “like pomegranates.”

The Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI) reports on a lesson posted on the Internet on September 1, 2015, by Saudi Sheik Yahya Al-Jana’.

The cleric discusses the joys of Paradise, saying that men will have the strength of a hundred men in Paradise and will be busy “tearing hymens,” while the virgins of Paradise, whose breasts are “like pomegranates,” become virgins every time again.

The cleric also explains “It is mostly men who enter paradise” noting that women in general are bad because they refuse to wear the veil, they wear tight clothes in shopping malls, put on perfume and jewelry, and use “filthy social media platforms.”

As Friendly Atheist notes:

Islamic Heaven for men must be Islamic Hell for virgin women.

Indeed, the open and unapologetic misogyny is revolting, but not surprising.

Of course the irony is that while the Saudi cleric tries to sell gullible and desperate men an afterlife filled with sexual debauchery, the fact is there will be no orgies in the afterlife because there is no afterlife.

Bottom line: If your ultimate existential goal is sexual satisfaction, get busy now, because this is the only life you have. 

And, as always, sympathy for Muslim women, and a word of advice: escape if you can.

Watch the video below, and remember that way too many people believe this ridiculous non-sense:

https://youtu.be/cqr-jJiLRJY
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