Televangelists Need Private Jets Because ‘Demons’ Fly Commercial

Televangelists Need Private Jets Because ‘Demons’ Fly Commercial January 7, 2016

Watch popular televangelists explain that they need their luxury private jets because flying commercial in this “dope filled world” means flying with “demons.”

Televangelists and prosperity gospel hustlers Kenneth Copeland and Jesse Duplantis explain why they need luxury jets on a recent edition of the Believer’s Voice of Victory show.

In the video, Copeland (the guy in the red shirt) and his fellow prosperity gospel preacher Jesse Duplantis explain that they can’t talk to God if they are flying commercial, and that God told them they should have private luxury jets.

The televangelists also explain that they need their private jets because they are too famous, and all the Christians on the plane would only bother them with their prayers.

But perhaps most important, flying commercial means getting into a “long tube” filled with “a bunch of demons” in “this dope filled world.”

The following is an excerpt from Copeland’s remarks via Friendly Atheist:

May I interrupt you there for a sec? You couldn’t have done that on an airliner. Stand up and say “What’d you say, Lord? Okay? No? Yeah?” And the guy sitting over there, saying, “What the hell does he think he’s doing?” You can’t do that! No, no…

This is so important!

And those of you that are just now coming into these things, in the first place — Jesse and I and others, Keith Moore, and Creflo, and all of them — the world is in such a shape, we can’t get there without this. We’ve got to have this. We would have–

The mess that the airlines are in today, I would have to stop — I’m being very conservative — at least 75 to 80, more like 90% of what we’re doing ’cause you can’t get there from here.

That’s why we’re on that airplane. We can talk to God. When I was flying for Oral Roberts, Brother [unintelligible], my boss, on the airplane, he said, “Now Kenneth, this is sanctuary. It protects the anointing on Brother Roberts.” And he said, “You keep your mouth shut. Don’t talk to him unless he talks, because when he’s on a meeting, he doesn’t talk to anybody but God.”

Now Oral used to fly airlines. But, even back then, it got to the place where it was agitating his spiritual, people coming up to him, he had become famous… you can’t manage that today, this dope-filled world, and get in a long tube with a bunch of demons, and it’s deadly…

Watch the video below, and remember, the next time you fly commercial in this “dope-filled world,” you might be getting into “a long tube with a bunch of demons.” Cheers.

Kenneth Copeland (Image via Screen Grab)
Kenneth Copeland (Image via Screen Grab)
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