Congratulations! You Survived The Rapture

Congratulations! You Survived The Rapture April 24, 2018

Congratulations! You survived the Rapture: The world was supposed to end April 23, but we’re still here.

Biblical prophecy predicted the Rapture would occur April 23, and some Christians were looking  forward to the end of the world, when they would supposedly rise in the sky and meet Jesus.

Now those Christians are sad.

Explaining the Biblical prophecy, and referencing prominent Christian numerologist David Meade, Fox News reported that the end of the world would be April 23:

For a certain branch of evangelical Christianity, Revelation 12:1–2 describes the beginning of what is known as the Rapture and the second coming of Christ.

The passage reads: “And a great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet, and on her head a crown of 12 stars. She was pregnant and was crying out in birth pains and the agony of giving birth.”

In the passage, the woman is represented as Virgo.

According to Meade, the alignment represents “the Lion of the tribe of Judah,” marking the Rapture, the belief that Christ will bring the faithful into paradise prior to a period of tribulation on earth that precedes the end of time.

“Christian numerologist” Meade told the U.K.’s Daily Express:

During this time frame, on April 23, 2018 the moon appears under the feet of the Constellation Virgo.

The Sun appears to precisely clothe Virgo… Jupiter is birthed on April 08, 2018.

The 12 stars at that date include the nine stars of Leo, and the three planetary alignments of Mercury, Venus and Mars – which combine to make a count of 12 stars on the head of Virgo.

Thus the constellations Virgo, Leo and Serpens-Ophiuchus represent a unique once-in-a-century sign exactly as depicted in the 12th chapter of Revelation. This is our time marker.

According to the “Christian numerologist”  Planet X, also known as Nibiru, was supposed to appear above the sky on the April 23, causing volcanic eruptions, tsunamis and earthquakes.

However, NASA has repeatedly pointed out that Planet X, also known as Nibiru, is a hoax. Commenting on the Rapture story, reports:

What planet is responsible for this alignment? It’s Nibiru, a mythical world supposedly orbiting the sun in an extremely long, eccentric orbit that has been debunked again and again by NASA — but it somehow keeps popping up in forecasts of doom. In the latest prediction, Nibiru is supposed to pass by Earth this October, causing volcanic eruptions as the gravity of this massive world disturbs our own.

Nibiru has been implicated in all sorts of planetary trouble, going back as far as 1995, when there were nasty predictions that it would collide with Earth. NASA, however, reassured us a few years ago that “No giant, rogue planet has been found in the outer solar system to play the role of Nibiru.”

Bottom line: The Rapture was cancelled. Some Christians believed that April 23 would be the Rapture, a day when the world would end and the chosen would rise in the sky and meet Jesus. They were wrong.

(Large portions of this post previously appeared here)

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