Darth Pantera

Darth Pantera

Cobalt had a better suggestion than mine (although something not unlike the scene she suggests did cross my mind) for the new Jesus movie by Paul Verhoeven. I took the liberty of retroverting it to a closer form to the original…

Pantera: Mary never told you what happened to your father.
Jesus: She told me enough! She told me you killed him!
Pantera: No, Jesus. I… am your father.
Jesus: Noooo! That’s not true! It’s impossible!


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