Internet, I need your help.
According to a commenter who randomly showed up on my blog, I am not a credible source of information, because I do not have a Wikipedia page:
I may be wrong, but my impression is that it is inappropriate for someone to create a Wikipedia page for themselves. And so I am turning to you.
Please help me, internet, and restore – no, bestow upon me – the credibility I lack. And perhaps more importantly, help keep me from being mistaken for a ninja warrior!
Please make me a Wikipedia page…