The current iPhone enables one to make and receive phone calls, e-mails, and text messages, view pdf files, photos, and videos, not use turn signals, and drive at 15 MPH in a 30 MPH zone.
Rumor has it the next generation of iPhone will include an additional safety feature: an airbag, for those instances where one inevitably careens into oncoming traffic while using it.
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