Facebook super-fail: only Christians survive in a foxhole

Facebook super-fail: only Christians survive in a foxhole April 17, 2012

Larry M. says I’m a ‘dummy’ that’s going to get ‘wacked’ (sic) in a foxhole because… I’m not a Christian. He’s also grateful that he doesn’t have to be the guy who carries my body back to the FOB. Atheists are just too damned heavy!


At least he accepts that there are indeed atheists in foxholes. I’m not sure why he sent me a message implying my impending death (because his god wouldn’t block the bullets for me.) Oh well… this is progress, people!

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  • unbound

    Perhaps a Mormon with his magic underwear?

  • Reginald Selkirk

    Wear a ghost shirt for protection.

  • bbgunn

    How’s he going to pack you out with that huge Christian cross chip on his shoulder?

  • jasmyn

    He followed you because you mentioned him in a story. He was probably hoping you wrote something horrible libelous so he could sue you and have the ability to pay his campaign employees. Maybe he was hoping to revive his long dead bid for the rep nomination.

  • that_paul

    Perhaps he just has serviver’s guilt for not getting wacked?

  • Just remind the guy there are no atheists on the other side, and see how he handles that.

  • Matto the Hun

    Maybe the foxhole atheists are heavier due to their giant swinging’ cocks.

  • timberwoof

    Larry M, why do you need a foxhole in the first place? Can’t God protect you without one?

  • Reginald Selkirk

    Larry M sounds like an ***hole, alright, but i don’t think there are foxes involved.

  • James

    I see what you did there, that_paul.

  • Is that an admission that after death, we’re all atheists?

  • beerslayer

    I’m constantly amazed, Justin… You’re SOOOOOO much nicer to these idiots than I can even imagine myself being. Who knows – perhaps you’ve even kick-started a few brain cells in his head… “God” knows he needs it.

  • Larry

    I love what Raging Bee wrote. They really are true believers and we sure as hell kill plenty of them. I’m sure Larry M figures since they worship the wrong god, nobody hears and certainly nobody answers their prayers. He just doesn’t know how much like them he really is.

  • Pierce R. Butler

    Something is clearly wrong in Pentagon procurement policy – if the believers are the ones who survive battles and firefights, why do we see so many crosses (and so few atoms) in military cemeteries?

  • how does this service member relate to Jews, Muslims or minority comrades? Ask him what is a god? Have him prove where gods are, such as his own bible Gideon fleece tests. If Jehovah won’t do 2 “miracles” to prove he exists, then no body ever blow a horn to bring down the walls of Jericho… I’m one Atheist who really feels pity for such stupid believers