OFF TOPIC: Farewell Donald Trump (UPDATED 9pm)

OFF TOPIC: Farewell Donald Trump (UPDATED 9pm) January 20, 2021

The past four years have been a time of division and anger and finger pointing.  It is now time to set aside our differences, and to come together in love and harmony and to once again become the UNITED States of America!

Excuse me, I just threw up a bit in my mouth.

Now that Trump’s fat orange ass is out of the White House, I have just a couple of things to get off of my chest:

1. There are 3 guns circulating in this country for every American.

This gives me great hope, because surely one of the million or so Americans who lost a loved one to COVID-19 will realize that the death of their loved one probably could have been avoided except for the fact that we had a shithead narcissitic con artist as our president this past year, and thus some grieving person who lost a loved one to COVID-19 might decide to pick up a gun and go put a bullet through the head of Donald J. Trump.  Note that I am NOT advocating that anyone do this.  I am merely pointing out that there is a good chance that someone will in fact attempt to kill Donald Trump in the next year or two.

2. Donald Trump is mentally ill and cannot stand being a loser.

This also gives me significant hope, because Trump is just now realizing that he is a BIG FUCKING LOSER, and as criminal cases and lawsuits pile up against him, he might well start to see that his future is one of poverty, imprisonment, and disgrace.  If so, there is a significant chance that Trump will become seriously depressed in the next year or two and pick up a handgun, put the barrel into his mouth, and pull the trigger, splattering his brain matter on the wall behind him.

I have NO plan or intention to shoot or kill or to physically harm Donald Trump in any way.

However, if somebody else does shoot or kill or seriously harm Trump, or if Trump becomes deeply depressed and shoots, kills, or seriously harms himself, I will NOT feel sad or sorry for him; rather, I will pop open a bottle of champagne and celebrate the occasion.

TODAY IS A TRULY HAPPY AND WONDERFUL DAY!!!


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