DESPITE Spain’s increasing secularity, there are many stores and market stalls still flogging all manner of religious figurines and other forms of Christian iconography in gaudy colours and embellished, for no apparent reason, with spangly stuff and seashells and the like.
But here’s one that had me completely flummoxed – Jesus with a gaping sphincter.Â Or an inexplicable hole where his penis ought to be.
The crucified Christ lies on top of what appears to be a coffin, with soldiers bearing arms at each corner.
And then there’s the word “Franco” on the flag or banner draped over the box.
Will someone please tell me what the damn thing signifies – and why this ghastly piece of tat should retail at an exorbitant 119 euros – that’s well over 100 quid at today’s exchange rate!
Time, I think, for Emily Mapfuwa to spring into action â€¦