FROM his roost in Cloud Cuckoo Land, Britain’s funniest fundie is crowing over supermarket Tesco’s Christmas slump, attributing it to the power of prayer.
According to Stephen “Birdshit” Green’s hysterical blog:
We … prayed for confusion in the Tesco boardroom. As the ‘Big Price Drop’ was launched in September, it seems that Almighty God, who operates outside space and time, was well ahead of us, anticipating our prayers, and seeing by our actions that our prayers were serious. Significantly, we prayed for a drop in their share price, which, with £3b erased from the value of Tesco, has been answered on what you could describe as a Biblical scale.
Why was Green and his dingbat cohorts praying for a Tesco slump? Because Tesco announced a £30,000 donation to:
The Divisive, depraved London ‘Gay Pride’ … with all its anti-Christian aggression, indecency, immorality and separatism.
The goofy Green insists that Tesco’s poor performance was the result of his call to boycott the chain:
As a result, thousands of Christians and other decent people boycotted the store at what should have been its busiest time of the year. I now call on Tesco to see sense before their company is ruined. Don’t display the arrogance of Pharoah. Withdraw the grant to Gay Pride … blah, blah, blah …
Hat tip: Robert Stovold & Remigius