Certainly not! Monkeys evolved from 'Jews cursed by Allah'.

Certainly not! Monkeys evolved from 'Jews cursed by Allah'. February 15, 2016

As everyone biblical scholar knows, God made land animals on Day Six of Creation. This would have been on a Friday in October 4004 BCE if we are to believe seventeenth-century Irish bishop, James Ussher.
But now a Turkish journalist Seyfi Sahin, understood to be “a physician”, has rubbished that notion by claiming in the radical Islamist Turkish daily Vahdet that, in actual fact, monkeys evolved from perverted Jews whom Allah cursed and punished.
Attacking “the Jew” Darwin’s theory of evolution, the numbskull said that evolution contradicts Allah’s word in the Koran.
Sahin, above, goes on to argue that Jews “terrorise the world of science” and, as a Jew, Darwin concocted his theory of evolution in order to turn Muslims away from their religion.

The aim of [Darwin’s] theory is to turn the non-Jews away from their religion, to harm their faith, and to make them suspicious about their religion. Darwin, being a Jew, believed, lived, and was buried according to his religion. His real targets were the Muslims.

Sahin explains that the chromosomal anomalies between monkeys and humans prove:

That humans are not derived from monkeys, but that monkeys come from humans. There are many factors in the creation of such anomalies, among them divine, environmental, and chemical.

Sahin quotes four Koranic passages as evidence that monkeys are derived from Jews, including the verse:

Whomever Allah has cursed and punished, and those he turned into monkeys, pigs, and Satan worshipers, occupy the worst place [in his eyes], and they are perverts that have deviated from their path.

He asserts that Jewish control over the “world’s financial and scientific institutions is so powerful that they terrorize the world of science” and have successfully brainwashed even experts into believing Darwin’s “deception as scientific reality.”

I believe that the gorillas and chimps living today in the forests of North Africa are cursed Jews. They are perverted humans that have mutated.

He adds that since Muslims do not have the same control over the media, banks, and scientific institutions as Jews do, they have not been able to:

Scream this truth. But we have our intellect, we have our faith, and we have our Allah.

Hat tip: Peter Sykes

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  • Rob Andrews

    “I believe that the gorillas and chimps living today in the forests of North Africa are cursed Jews. They are perverted humans that have mutated”.
    So if a Jew or anybody else converts to Islam, do they mutate into something other? Or is this just highblown rhetoric?

  • Marcus

    @ Rob Andrews. Anyone who converts to Islam mutates into an imbecile.

  • Justin Badby

    Marcus …wrong.
    To convert to islam means they already are an imbecile.

  • John C

    I guess these Islamic genius’s should head into the jungle and start preaching the Qu’ran to the biggest silverbacks they see, if they truly believe this and want to help out.

  • AgentCormac

    As you might expect from deluded religious fantasists, what a load of absolute bollocks. For starters Darwin wasn’t even remotely Jewish. His family was strictly christian (although apparently his father and one of his grandfathers were freethinkers on the snide), and while Charles was baptised in the C of E, it seems his pious mother made him and his siblings attend a Unitarian chapel. He was educated at an Anglican school then went to the University of Cambridge with the aim of becoming a clergyman. Until, that is, he saw the light. And after that, the rest is, as they say, history.

  • L.Long

    It is said to be truly evil requires dogma, but to be deeply stupid requires religion. Now we have proof!

  • RussellW

    Another anti-Semitic Muslim narcissist. It’s not surprising since Sahin is a representative a culture that hasn’t produce anything useful for the past thousand years. It must be due to a conspiracy.

  • 1859

    You have to pity such cretins – they can make a fool of themselves before the whole world and see nothing amiss, feel no humiliation and think they are doing the right thing spouting what the rest of mankind now considers as infantile nonsense. It must take an extraordinary effort to be so stupid – especially for a ‘doctor’.

  • Michael

    He must know what he’s talking about. He’s wearing a doctors white coat!

  • Canada Dave

    Trouble is some …..shall we say….less intelligent Muslims….will belive he speaks the truth….hence the ignorance that calls itself religion marches on.

  • I’m sure if the world knew about another expansionist group with a history of torturing and murdering their enemies who had a very deep and well-documented monomaniacal hatred of Jews, I’m sure if that had happened within the memory of people who are alive today – I’m sure we’d have some critical thinking to do about the Muslim world.
    But no, nobody can possibly notice what’s happening and nobody can possibly predict what is going to keep happening and get worse. Nobody knows. It’s a mystery. Best not to talk about it.

  • RussellW

    Actually the bone-chilling truth is that Sahin’s ravings are not considered nonsense, the Quran is anti-Semitic.
    Trevor Blake,
    Well, of course we can’t talk about it because Muslims are members of a race, so criticism of Islam is ‘racist’.

  • Newspaniard

    The slightly worrying thing about this article is that islamofascists will start hunting endangered species of primate with full justification.

  • Justin Badby

    True face of islam … bitter, jealous, self pitying, dishonest, deluded, hateful,stupefied,arrogant,wilfully ignorant and nasty. He probably knows the numbers … the number of nobel prizes won by muslims are a pitiful few in comparison to the bounty of the jewish community. And then look at the figures rated in terms of the number of jews versus muslims.No wonder he is so bitter. All this picknose shitehawk can do is call names. That for me sums up the islamic culture. Its a failure and it knows it.

  • Brian Jordan

    It’s worrying, though, that this imbecile is taking a leaf out of the fundamentalist Christian creationists’ book and trying to cloak his pig shit in pseudoscience. Just as the American creationists have tried to do with “Intelligent Design”.
    With such a tactic, he may well end up being asked to explain his “new genetics” to Dan Walker on the BBC’s Breakfast programme.

  • barriejohn

    Brian Jordan: Well said.
    Sahin explains that the chromosomal anomalies between monkeys and humans prove:
    That humans are not derived from monkeys, but that monkeys come from humans.

    As a young Christian, I was the very proud possessor of a veritable library of books that “proved the scientific accuracy of the Bible”, and they were full of such ridiculous claims. Are we really supposed to think that millions of scientists down the years have managed to overlook basic facts that are only apparent to this select group of religious maniacs? As others have said above, the sad thing is that the “faithful” will grasp at these straws of support for their mad delusions like dying men clutching at a lifeline, and silly, make-believe nonsense will be quoted over and over again as established fact.

  • Vanity Unfair

    The problem here is knowing where to start as, at first sight, it seems impossible to criticise. This reminds me of (credited to) Wolfgang Pauli’s remark on a student’s essay, “This is not right. It is not even wrong.”
    There are, or seem to be to my limited knowledge, faults with the science, the logic, the history, the theology, the geography. the rhetoric and even the spelling. The last might be a translator’s fault.
    The report cited is at http://www.gazetevahdet.com/maymunlar-insanlardan-turemistir-4653yy.htm in the Turkish newspaper Vahdet for 31st. January, 2016 and seems to be concerned with Allah’s punishment of Jews for Sabbath-breaking. I am at the mercy of machine translation for my understanding and have found a better rendition at http://www.memri.org/report/en/0/0/0/0/0/0/9008.htm by the Middle East Media Research Institute which refers to an earlier report that will shed further light at http://www.memri.org/report/en/0/0/0/0/0/0/754.htm from 1st. November, 2002 where we find further metamorphoses (Ovid, eat your heart out) into pigs, mice and lizards. Anyway, in short, the transformation might be metaphorical (a minority view) but the new animals would be sterile so the ones you come across are very unlikely to be altered humans and modern non-human apes did not evolve from human apes since they are capable of procreation.
    I think I shall add MEMRI to my list of resources it does seem thorough and unbiassed.

  • Angela_K

    I look forward to Sahin putting forward his preposterous idea to the Nobel committee, clearly he has made a remarkable discovery. Some people don’t realise they are ignorant and stupid, others like Sahin wear it like a badge of honour.

  • barriejohn

    I think I shall add MEMRI to my list of resources it does seem thorough and unbiassed.
    Good luck with that. I’ve posted links to videos of theirs which quite plainly show mad mullahs spouting their idiotic fatwahs, etc, and Palestinian children being brainwashed by anti-Jewish twerps, only to be told that as it comes via MEMRI it is just a load of pro-Zionist, anti-Muslim, lying propaganda!

  • Steve

    Ha! Got you silly scientist!
    If this were true, why are there still Jews?
    *smug face*

  • Angela_K

    Nice one Steve, Sahin is hoisted by his own petard.

  • harrynutsak

    Is he from Gabon

  • Philip Smeeton

    To be a follower of Islam you have to be very very stupid.