Gay babies come from women having anal sex, says Cypriot bishop

Gay babies come from women having anal sex, says Cypriot bishop July 27, 2019

WHAT is it with old, voluminously-bearded men with silly hats and their obsession with homosexuality?

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Earlier this month I posted a piece about LGBT groups and the Anti-Defamation League condemning the Sephardi Chief Rabbi of Jerusalem, Shlomo Amar, above, for saying that gay people cannot be religious Jews and that homosexuality is “a wild lust that needs to be overcome” – and that only God can turn homosexuals “straight.”

Now it’s emerged that a Cyprus bishop, the Metropolitan of Morfou Neofytos, has becoming a laughing stock after telling school children that unborn babies turn gay when their pregnant mothers have anal sex.

He made the ridiculous claim in June while speaking at a primary school in Akaki, Cyprus, but it was only this week that a video of his address went viral.

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The Greek Orthodox religious imbecile, above, claimed that homosexuality is:

A problem, which is usually transmitted by parents to the child.

He explained:

It happens during the parent’s intercourse or pregnancy. It follows an unnatural sexual act between the parents. To be more clear, anal sex. [Saint Porfyrios] says that when the woman enjoys that, a desire is created, and then the desire is passed on to the child.

The clip went viral on social media in the country, with LGBT rights group ACCEPT asking:

How are lesbians created?

Another commenter asked:

So, father, if the woman does oral, will the child become a dentist?

Yet another wrote:

The problem is not this ignoramus, the tragic problem is that there are thousands who believe him.

Cyprus decriminalised homosexuality in 1998, and has rapidly made reforms on LGBT+ issues, though ultra-conservative attitudes persist and it lags behind much of Europe.

The country banned discrimination based on sexual orientation and gender identity in 2004, while civil unions were introduced for same-sex couples in 2015.

A hate crime bill protecting LGBT+ people was passed in 2015, while a public consultation was held on a proposed gender recognition law in 2018.

However, same-sex adoption is still not legal in Cyprus and gay people remain banned from serving in the military.

In the Turkish-occupied Northern Cyprus, homosexuality was only decriminalised in 2014, and LGBT+ people still have little legal recognition.

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  • CoastalMaineBird

    if the woman does o_r_a_l, will the child become a dentist?

    these clowns never follow their logic all the way through, do they?

  • kaydenpat

    Sex education is needed to dispel such silly theories.

  • rubaxter

    I think some basic biology is just as important. This is pure genetics.

    Like asking a Cretinist/Idiotic Designer to explain the physical difference in the genetics between Macro- and Micro- Evolution, and how that difference MAKES a difference.

  • CoastalMaineBird

    Nah – that just gives the heathen scientists another chance to push their anti-god agenda onto our precious young people.
    We need to resist the heathens and spread the truth!

  • Broga

    “the Metropolitan of Morfou Neofytos”.

    Strange title. I wonder what it means? Is he too important to have a superior who says, “You are nuts.”

  • Mike Panic

    You forgot the “/s” for satire.

  • NS Alito

    There are already educational films for the students:

  • Mike Panic

    Wait a minute, here. I thought I am gay because some woman had an abortioln. Kristers claimed was being punished for the sins of somebody else. I am an evil degenerate because god is punishing m.

  • Mike Panic

    If woman has fantasies during sex or pregnancy, does she give birth to a psychiatrist?

  • John Do’h

    No, I think if a woman does that her child will love eating sausages, or smoking cigars. If the woman likes buying shoes her son will have a foot fetish. If the woman does it doggie style, the son will love bestiality. All makes perfect sense!

  • WallofSleep

    If a pregnant woman enjoys giving her man a handy, will the child become a maintenance worker?

  • persephone

    Keeping people uneducated and desperate is the prime setup for religion. That’s why it’s getting harder to afford a college education in the U.S., as well as cuts to programs in public schools, and the focus on passing the tests, instead of learning.

  • barriejohn

    St Porphyrios was a strange one. For someone who supposedly never had sex, and certainly never raised children, he certainly knew a lot about it!

    He also had “spiritual television”. Ebay seems to have run out of them.

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  • WallofSleep

    That’s sexist. Also, I didn’t want to use the same word twice in the same sentence (handy). But also, you should still feel ashamed for using sexist language. I’m not kidding. Feel shame.

    /I am kidding

  • Statistics Palin


  • larry parker

    Or a puppeteer.
    (it took almost an entire day for me to come up with that one)

  • WallofSleep

    We all go through dry spells buddy, nothing to be ashamed of.