Dear Mr. President,
Thank you for your well-meaning attempt to lighten these dark days with a bit of the humor for which you are so famous. Unfortunately, some of us did not get the joke in your suggestion about ingesting toxic cleaning fluids to treat the virus, and a few of us ended up in the hospital. In the future may we suggest that a wink or a slight smile could serve to prevent such misunderstanding?
Thanks again for all you do to entertain and amuse us with your genial good nature and clever and entertaining Tweets. You are truly a unifying force, making us realize in these trying times that we are all in this together.
The American People