A lot of pixels have been wasted trying to determine just what religion President Obama belongs to. Oh sure, all the evidence points to a middle-of-the-road Christian but … what if there’s something hidden?
My friends, diligent research has finally turned up the answer. It appears that Barack Obama was touched by His noodly appendage at a very early age …
Barack “Barry” Obama, junior Pastafarian, and his mother, Stanley Ann Dunham, in Hawaii. (undated. I’m guessing he’s 6-ish.)
From the New York Times. RAMEN!