Guns for God

Guns for God August 17, 2011

The blog Stuff Fundies Like has been running a series of posts from a regular commenter named Don who attended the annual Sword of the Lord conference. This is a national conference for Independent Fundamentalist Baptists.

This has been really odd for me. The conference takes place at Gospel Light Baptist Church in Walkertown, NC, which is a suburb of Winston-Salem. I spent about a decade living just across the street from there. Every summer, when the conference would start up, my father would joke about the “Guns for God” conference next door. My friends and I would laugh at the formal wear that the teenagers were sporting.

We never actually visited, of course. We were Episcopalians, and probably about as welcome as a family of Muslims would have been. So I never knew what was going on in there. Preaching, I could guess, but what kind of preaching? Don describes it like this:

In Americanized preaching there is, in fact, an information overload that is produced by a rhetorical manipulation storm. Remember in our example we said all that information was taken in. There are things we actively focused on and things that were taken in without actively thinking about them. I submit that this is what happens in the lecture series found in most pulpits in America and especially in the IFB movement. This style of preaching does not allow for any questioning, or dissent. It is easily recognizable. It is often found in a rapid-fire rant. “Your heart is full of wickedness and sin so long as you don’t agree with what your man of god preaches amen? So long as you harbor sin in your heart, so long as you cling to your pride and so long as you are stubbornly hold to your rebellion, so long as you men will not get a hair cut, so long a you ladies will not submit to your husbands, so long as you rob god each week by withholding you tithes and offerings, and so long as you hinder the work of the spirit in our lives then the price of peanut butter will cause you to listen to rock and roll the devil’s music, will lead you to have sex and do drugs and vote for democrats.”

If that is said in less than five seconds, then you have a rhetorical manipulation storm. If it is hollered at you from the pulpit in less than five seconds and the next salvo is then unleashed, an interesting phenomenon occurs. For those who already want to believe they passively let all of that flow past their normal filters and the brain processes the whole sermon as truth. There are some who will try to filter what is said but only catch one or two things but the rest is automatically taken in and the brain will process the bulk of what is said as acceptable. Preachers count on this. The ability to overwhelm your natural defenses with tons of sound bites and religious sounding phrases, in order to push and agenda and persuade their listeners that what they are preaching is truth.

Apparently there’s also a lot of merchandise. In his first post, Don, mentions that the first booth he sees is a tie salesman. But the thing that’s gained the most attention is the Witness Stick:

I’m pissed now. If I’d known that the attendees would shell out money for crap like this, I would have been painting “witness sticks” back when I was living next door. And I probably would have spent the cash on AD&D books, so it would have been doubly delicious.

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