Go Home, Uri

Go Home, Uri March 16, 2014

Here to prove that no disaster is so bad that it can’t be used for a little self promotion, Uri Geller is getting into the search for the Malaysian Airlines flight MH370:

Psychic Uri Geller called in to help find Malaysia Airlines plane by “significant figure”

Psychic spoon-bender Uri Geller today revealed he has been asked to help find the missing Malaysia Airlines aircraft.

Almost a week after the flight MH370 disappeared with 239 people on board, the famous psychic has been asked to use his powers by a “substantial figure” in Malaysia.

What you want to bet that this unnamed “substantial figure” is some third level undersecretary that Geller cornered. Or maybe it was Geller’s own ego speaking with a Malaysian accent.


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