I rolled out of bed half expecting to see a shootout in Kentucky. I can’t even find if Kim Davis decided to go back to work today. Hell, why would she? She was paid to sit in jail not doing her job and she’s getting paid to sit at home and think about whether or not she wants to go back to work.
I wish somebody would oppress me like that.
Anyway, I’ll keep an eye out. Here’s a picture of the worst hiker to ever live: