Christian author: female masturbation is a direct path to Satan.

Christian author: female masturbation is a direct path to Satan. April 12, 2016

Voltaire captured how I feel reading the news some days: “I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: ‘O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.’ And God granted it.”

Enter Christian author Mack Major (who sounds like an Arnold Schwarzenegger character), who thinks females masturbating is a direct path to Satan:

A Christian author is warning women that “masturbation is a direct path to Satan.”

Mack Major of Eden Decoded wrote on Facebook that “too many Christian women are losing their salvation because they masturbate.”

Yes, somewhere on the internet a person complained that too many women are masturbating.

“Dildos and all of those other sex toys have been used for thousands of years in demonic sex rituals,” he wrote. “It’s one of the main ways ancient pagan societies worshiped their demonic gods.”

And Christians used fire to burn “witches,” but I still don’t piss and moan when people use fireplaces to stay warm and cozy.

Major added: “There is nothing normal about it. And shame on any Christian that says so.”

Yeah, since when do people normally do shit that feels really good?

The Facebook post linked to a blog entry on the topic on the Eden Decoded website which warned that Satan used sex to “empower demonic entities.”

Honestly, if the demons’ nefarious plot is to get women off, I’m having a hard time thinking they’re any more evil than I.  Then again, I’m pretty evil.

He wrote:

“Many of you who are reading this have sex toys in your possession right now. And whether you want to accept it as fact or not: those sex toys are an open portal between the demonic realm and your own life. As long as you have those sex toys in your home, you have a doorway that can allow demons to not only access your life at will, but also to torment you, hinder and destroy certain parts of your life as it relates to sex and your relationships.”

Yeah, because if there’s one thing constant orgasms will do, it’s hindering/destroying your relationship.

The post was an excerpt from Major’s book, “Diva, Goddess, Queen: Breaking The Power Of Soul Ties, Lust And Sexual Demons.”

Sex in general, and masturbation in particular, were popular topics on the Eden Decoded website. Another post, an excerpt from a book called “Hedonism: Destroying Demonic Sexual Strongholds,” warned:

There are such things as sex demons. And the danger in masturbating is that one could inadvertently summon a sex demon to attach itself to you through the act of masturbating. And once that demon attaches, it is difficult to get it to leave. It will drive you to masturbate, even when you don’t want to. You’ll be hit with urges to play with yourself so powerful that only an orgasm will allow you some temporary relief.”

Major also wrote that a sex demon may attract “other unclean spirits,” which would “also attach to your life.”

This is how porns get started.

There is no scientific evidence of “demons” attaching themselves to people who masturbate. On the contrary, medical experts believe masturbation is healthy, if not important, for both men and woman.

So…doctors think it’s natural?  Fancy that.  I guess Satan’s the good guy.

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