The 7 Types of Catholic Confessions

"Rambling Revelation"

Confessions do not normally take a long time unless it has been a while since the Catholic was last in the confessional booth unless something really terrible has happened. Occasionally, there is a Catholic who loves the sound of their own voice and decides to tell long, meandering stories about why and how they sinned. The priest does their best to follow along with these convoluted stories and find out how they relate back to the Catholic’s sins. This, in turn, can set off another rambling story. The other Catholics waiting to enter the confessional, in the meantime, stand around wondering exactly what the rambler did that has them listing sins for 20 straight minutes.