I appear to be enjoying "SpongeBob SquarePants" considerably more than my one-year-old daughter.
I actually don’t mind watching it at all, as it is full of in-jokes for grown-ups. Take its theme song, which says of SpongeBob, "Absorbent and yellow and porous is he". You have to appreciate such playful touches.
So I’m a SpongeBob SquarePants fan. Is that so wrong?
God knows how much mayhem she witnesses due to her parents’ longstanding and unabated "Law & Order" addiction.