New “Left Behind” Movie Might be Coming

According to Variety, Nicholas Cage is in talks to star in a remake of the Left Behind movie.

The books were cheesy, shallow, and contain very bad theology.

The first Left Behind movie with Kirk Cameron was so lame that it could qualify for Obamacare.

Now is the time to start praying imprecatory prayers against any producer, director, or actor who would be involved in such eschatodrivel.