Why Is There Only One Set Of Footprints?

I thought for sure that I had shared this before, but since I can’t find it, here it is again, in several versions I’ve found around the internet. Which one do you like best?

No Adam, No Christ?
Let It Flow
If The Princess Bride Were Remade Today
Wish I Had Said That
  • http://youcallthisculture.blogspot.com/ VinnyJH

    There is also The Onion’s version.   http://www.theonion.com/articles/it-was-then-that-i-carried-you-vs-bullshit-jesus-t,11542/

  • mountainguy

    Just found this:

    Aren’t they either when God was kicking me in the arse or me trying to do a guilt-laden Buffalo Shuffle when confronted with my sins…”

    From the comments in this article:

  • http://www.mccaughan.org.uk/g/ gjm

    “There, we were hopping.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jess-Goodwin/28602067 Jess Goodwin
  • http://www.facebook.com/j.alex.harman John Alexander Harman

    Damn, beaten to both my favorite alternate explanations.  (“Those were the times when I got tired of your whining and kicked you down the beach,” and “those were the times when we both hopped on one foot.”)