Exploring Our Matrix
The Blog of Dr. James F. McGrath, Clarence L. Goodwin Chair in New Testament Language and Literature at Butler University, Indianapolis
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I thought for sure that I had shared this before, but since I can’t find it, here it is again, in several versions I’ve found around the internet. Which one do you like best?
There is also The Onion’s version. http://www.theonion.com/articles/it-was-then-that-i-carried-you-vs-bullshit-jesus-t,11542/
And this one, “Those Aren’t Footprints”, which I shared here a while back:
I think I find that one even more inspiring than the original.
Just found this:
Aren’t they either when God was kicking me in the arse or me trying to do a guilt-laden Buffalo Shuffle when confronted with my sins…”
From the comments in this article:
“There, we were hopping.”
From the Pagan side:
Damn, beaten to both my favorite alternate explanations. (“Those were the times when I got tired of your whining and kicked you down the beach,” and “those were the times when we both hopped on one foot.”)
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