Why Is There Only One Set Of Footprints?

I thought for sure that I had shared this before, but since I can’t find it, here it is again, in several versions I’ve found around the internet. Which one do you like best?

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  • http://youcallthisculture.blogspot.com/ VinnyJH

    There is also The Onion’s version.   http://www.theonion.com/articles/it-was-then-that-i-carried-you-vs-bullshit-jesus-t,11542/

  • mountainguy

    Just found this:

    Aren’t they either when God was kicking me in the arse or me trying to do a guilt-laden Buffalo Shuffle when confronted with my sins…”

    From the comments in this article:

  • http://www.mccaughan.org.uk/g/ gjm

    “There, we were hopping.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jess-Goodwin/28602067 Jess Goodwin
  • http://www.facebook.com/j.alex.harman John Alexander Harman

    Damn, beaten to both my favorite alternate explanations.  (“Those were the times when I got tired of your whining and kicked you down the beach,” and “those were the times when we both hopped on one foot.”)