Mate, that blog wouldn’t “voom” if you put four million volts through it! It’s bleedin’ demised! It’s passed on! That blog is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed it to the blogosphere it’d be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolic processes are now ‘istory! It’s off the twig! It’s kicked the bucket, it’s shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!! THAT IS AN EX-BLOG!!