Both of these were drawn to my attention by my wife:
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: ‘The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.’
Concerned, James asked: ‘What happened to the flea?’
A Sunday School teacher asked, “Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?
“No,” replied Johnny. “How could he, with just two worms?”
Both come from Sermons4Kids on Facebook