“I’m a Fiddler Crab!”

Every time I see a story like this:

Grandmother boasts: “I’m Long Island’s first female priest”

I think of this (at the 18-second mark):

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Sweetie, you ain’t a priest: you’re just a sad old lady with delusions, playing dress up.

And now you’re something else: excommunicated.

PS: Also: Uncle Teddy:

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