Another argument for the elimination of the British cultural elite [Read more...]

Lott Steps Down. Much Rejoicing I wonder if Murray is going to resign from anything. I wonder if they will remove sharp objects from her office. I wonder how she got to be Senator. But in the land of opportunity that made Trent Lott Senate Majority Leader, all things are possible for the stupidest among [Read More...]

Exhibit A in Your Sovereign Lord’s Growing Case for the Glory of Monarchy We want you all to know that with Our ascension to the throne of Charlemagne, the Congress is dissolved and We do forthwith order that Patty Murray be sent to build roads in Afghanistan. Senator Murray (who was Our senator until We [Read More...]

A Kindred Spirit for Bob Sungenis! [Read more...]

More Stockholm Syndrome Andrew Bushell manages to recommend as a solution exactly the thinking that caused all the problems: bishops should think of themselves as CEOs, not bishops. Bishops should begin thinking of the church as business and not family. Memo to Andrew: Bishops did that. The problem was, the business they thought the Church [Read More...]

A Coronation Ode for this Festive Day, Meditating on the theme Sic Transit Gloria Mundi The tusks that clashed in mighty brawls of mastodons, are billiard balls. The sword of Charlemagne the Just Is ferric oxide, known as rust. The grizzly bear whose potent hug Was feared by all, is now a rug. Great Caesar’s [Read More...]

A reader sends along the following: The following letter to the editor appeared in the Dec. 18 issue of The Long Island Catholic, the newspaper of the Diocese of Rockville Centre: Editor: As headlines and columns (by Jimmy Breslin in particu- lar) in Newsday continue to imply that Bishop Murphy was signifi- cantly involved in [Read More...]

Meanwhile, there’s a shortage of mosques in France However, this is nothing to the absolute and total absence of churches in that sunny land of friendship, Saudi Arabia. Sooner or later, if we are serious about the War on Terror, the real “regime change” that has to happen will take place in the House of [Read More...]

While PBS is docilely forwarding the Jihad The BBC is dutifully dissing the Blessed Virgin. The post-Christian Left is in the thrall of demons. There’s no explanation for such looniness except that found in Ephesians 6:12. I wonder how long before the post-Christian Right goes mad too. Supreme irony alert: the BBC only tempers its [Read More...]

Even the Latin Patriarch of Jerusalem is figuring out the Arafat is a murderous thug who does his people no good Still had to get swipes in at Israel, but he can be taught. [Read more...]

Microsoft Error Message Haiku Somebody sent me these: Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone. The Web site you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You [Read More...]

Fun for the whole family! Bring the kids and let them play till they’re all pooped out. [Read more...]

Hmmm… First cruise ships, now this. I wonder if the cruise ships were a test for something. [Read more...]

My Coronation Uniform Black and white photography is so much starker than color. I think it highlights my Majesty more, don’t you? I do hope all you dear little people can come to the festivities. [Read more...]

The War of the Rose (Episode MMMCCCLXVIII) In the latest entry from the “We Won’t Take Yes for an Answer” Department, The Michael Rose Defense League keeps battering away at Fr. Rob Johansen, months after he agreed to draconian demands to curb free speech lest Rose’s thin skin be pricked. It’s not enough, apparently, that [Read More...]

Now here’s a worthy cause I think we can all support Me, for Holy Roman Emperor. Send your notes of adulation, financial contributions and prayers for a long, blessed and fruitful reign to my email account. Please refer all complaints, communist manifestos, Jeffersonian agitprop, and bills to this address. It is with towering humility that [Read More...]

Cyber-Community for People with Absolutely No Life of Their Own Can you *imagine* trying to have a lengthy chat about this? Much less a Message Board? [Read more...]

On the other hand… I also empathized with Rod Dreher’s ambiguity about our own culture, as seen through the eyes of Tolkien. Like I said below in the comments, just because one side is wrong does not mean the other side is on the side of God. On the whole, I’m glad Rome beat Carthage. [Read More...]

A reader over at has also noticed the peculiar craven affinity the NY Times Left has for the Religion of Peace ANNOUNCEMENTS Due to the recent series of events in the Middle East, we would like to take this opportunity to express our best wishes for the soldiers and the nation whom we have [Read More...]

It’s very near now My guess: by this time next month we will have troops in Iraq, and likely in Baghdad. Hopefully, by this time in February, we will be doing mop-up operations. God protect our troops (and the civilians of Iraq!) [Read more...]

Easy. Have kids. Um, haven’t they heard of alarm clocks? [Read more...]