Best Birthday Greeting Ever?

I came across this on Facebook (name removed):

Yes, once again the planet upon which you live has successfully circumnavigated its star while you have remained afixed upon it. Congratulations and happy [name] Existence day.

I think I may just have to make that the way I wish people a “happy birthday” from now on!

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