I thought for sure that I had shared this before, but since I can’t find it, here it is again, in several versions I’ve found around the internet. Which one do you like best?
There is also The Onion’s version. http://www.theonion.com/articles/it-was-then-that-i-carried-you-vs-bullshit-jesus-t,11542/
And this one, “Those Aren’t Footprints”, which I shared here a while back: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/religionprof/2011/12/those-arent-footprints.html
I think I find that one even more inspiring than the original.
Just found this:
” StepStepShuffleStepStepShuffle Aren’t they either when God was kicking me in the arse or me trying to do a guilt-laden Buffalo Shuffle when confronted with my sins…”
From the comments in this article: http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/blogs/bloom/2008-06-18.html
“There, we were hopping.”
From the Pagan side:
Damn, beaten to both my favorite alternate explanations. (“Those were the times when I got tired of your whining and kicked you down the beach,” and “those were the times when we both hopped on one foot.”)