Every.Single.Cotton.Pickin.Time…

rear view mirror horror

... I can't be the only one who's constantly jumping at the reflection of the backseat headrests in their car's rear-view mirror. … [Read more...]

Who Wants To Join Me In A Novena…

St. Cupertino pray for me

... Alright folks, here is where I need your help. I figure if I can get enough people praying this novena for me to pass my exam, it has to get somebody's attention upstairs.My final exam is in less than two weeks, so what better time to start the novena to St. Cupertino, patron saint of struggling, witless students, than now?St. Cupertino, pray for me.O Great St. Joseph of Cupertino who while on earth did obtain from God the grace to be asked at your examination only the … [Read more...]

Coping With Stress…

doctor please

... Sometimes I just want to run away from my problems. … [Read more...]

You Get the Eucharist. And You Get the Eucharist. Everybody Gets the Eucharist…

Sacrilage

... So there's this video of the Eucharist getting passed around like a common snack chip at the papal mass during the pope's visit to the Philippines.Good God, people.Even when I was a simple protestant we had more respect for the symbol of communion than some Catholics have for the reality of it.In the past, as a member of a local non-denominational community church we only had communion on special occasions and it was a very big deal to us. Granted it was a very big … [Read more...]

Pro Life Ninjas Make Annual Trek to Nations Capital…

pro-life ninjas

... I didn't get to make it to this year's March For Life. But, like every year, apparently no one else does either.Crowd image from Catholic World Report, 2013 … [Read more...]

Pope on a Plane. Everyone Panic…

pope on a plane

... Look what happens when I turn my back for one lousy moment.Vatican III, something about rabbit breeders and climbing border walls. I mean, really, internet. Go home, you're drunk.In other words, the pope got on a plane and someone handed him a microphone, and we all know he's never met a microphone he didn't like. … [Read more...]

Papal Snuggie coming to the Catholic Gift Shop Nearest You…

C'mon you know you though he was wearing a snuggy too

... You know I've always remarked on how stylish Catholics typically are, with our man lace, shiny red shoes, and impeccable vestments.What? Like you weren't thinking it too.. . .obligatory legalities - Image on television source. … [Read more...]

Those Unfriendly Catholics…

beacuse you're a miserable grouch that's why

... One time I was at mass when a friend interrupted my prayer to chat me up. I was like, "Really lady, leave me alone. I don't come to mass to be all social and junk. Mass is about Jesus, get away from me, can't you see I'm praying here?"Fast forward a few months later and I'm complaining, "Gee, Catholics sure are an unfriendly bunch. No one even says hello anymore. These people suck."See, the problem we have with church is rarely actually about the Church, the parish, or even … [Read more...]

Five Hours of Real Estate Math Later…

I'm feeling stabby now though

... I'm feeling pretty stabby now though. … [Read more...]


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