Sex, Race, and Marriage…

careful now

... I am sick of race. I am sick of marriage. I am sick to death of the perpetually offended. When did we as a culture become so incapable of coping?Race.There isn't a week that goes by where someone doesn't call me a racist. Why? Because I actually did or said something racist? No. Simply because the person claiming racial discrimination didn't get their way. I mean that's what it has to be right, since everyone is entitled to everything always? If I don't give them their way than I … [Read more...]

Relentlessly Gay Yard, Meet My Relentlessly Catholic Yard…

relentessly catholic yard

UPDATED 7/1/15 ... I KNEW IT! It was all a fabrication. Never doubt me, people.... When I moved into my new home I announced the arrival that the Papists where coming, not with trumpets and loud gongs, but with statuary. Lots and lots of statuary. My yard looks like a damn cemetery minus the dead people.In other words, I have a relentlessly Catholic yard.I also know for a fact that my relentlessly Catholic yard annoys the hell out of my neighbors. How do I know? They've told me … [Read more...]

These Shows Need to Exist on EWTN Now…


... Catholic Viral mashed up a few posts from Holy Whapping, Acts of the Apostasy, and yours truly to create this bit of amazing.You're looking at a design by Catholic Viral based on proposed Catholic comedies and reality TV shows that need to exist now. The above is a reality series I suggested based on large Catholic families, where camera crews follow a day in the life of the Donaldson clan.Below is a redecorating show based on an experience I had in RCIA when a sponsor told me … [Read more...]

Weekly Random Roman Roundup…

hey its better than nothing

... Catholic things that end up in my media feed.Padre Pio + tonsures = Catholic bad asserySt. Ann's Catholic Church in Charlotte has a beautiful new mural.but...Tu etiam levare, fra?I kid. I kid. I can't wait to see the mural installed. St Ann is easily the most beautiful church in the area. But don't get too attached the six pack, ladies. I have it on good authority that St. John the Baptist will be covered so as not to intimidate the physically inferior. … [Read more...]



... Diet update, week whatever.Current weight : 279 (yeah it went up)Current mood : whatever, pass the nachosProjected outcome : Who the hell caresWarning: I'm about to drop a couple well deserved expletives. Clear the kids out of the room.Things I've Learned- There is so only so much poached chicken a person can eat - Don't look at yourself in the mirror while working out. It's not pretty.sourceInspiration- These people, I suppose.NSV- I … [Read more...]

Will Remain Catholic For Beer…

My heaven is more awesome than yours

... The question of why we remain Catholic has been asked of the Patheos writers, in response to Pew Report stating our numbers are dwindling.I'm not much for big word-y words, preferring to keep it straightforward.I'm Catholic and plan to remain so until I die and my big fat Catholic soul flies off to Catholic Heaven - the part of Heaven where the alcohol and fireworks are kept in ample supply. The existence of Catholic Heaven has been well documented.If I didn't leave the … [Read more...]

Bruce Jenner on a Ledge, World Tells Him To “JUMP”…

How unicorns feel about Bruce Jenner

... I keep reading about how Bruce Jenner is finally being "true" to himself by becoming a herself. I guess when truth is subjective anything is possible.There is nothing truthful about Bruce Jenner's appearance on the cover of Vanity Fair. It's facial feminization surgery, synthetic hormone treatments, plastic breasts, corsets, cosmetics, studio lighting, professional hairstylists, renowned photographers, and photoshop. Lots and lots of photoshop.It's a gross caricature of … [Read more...]

Whatsamatta, St. Ann? You got selective hearing?


... Look. I'm writing about something that has nothing to do with dieting. Be amazed.So here's a happy story about a woman who prayed to St. Ann and got herself a man. Not just any man...a Swiss Guard.You want to call me obsessive about anything, call me obsessive about the Guardia Svizzera Pontificia. Sigh. So molto bello.What's not to love? Handsome, single, manly, and Catholic.I'm happy for the soon-to-bride. No, really I am. I love that you all have sent me links … [Read more...]

The Morality of Weight Loss…

its the least I can do

... What week is it now? Something like Week 7, I think. For a gal who couldn't commit to a nine day novena, I think 7 weeks is not too shabby an accomplishment.Current Weight : 277.8 (down 7.2 lbs)Current Mood : Vacation ModeProjected Outcome : I'll be drinking my calories this weekendThings I've Learned- Pacing yourself to prevent injury and sore knees - That unsolicited advice ins't necessarily criticism - That dramatically reducing your calories while … [Read more...]