Have You Purchased Your Susan G. Komen Pistol Yet? UPDATED

Aw…ain’t it cute? OK, file this one under the “Truth is stranger than fiction” category. Because it’s for real. [Read more…]

If You Sign the Petition on the HHS Mandate…

You’ll be joining a long line of patriots who have not knuckled under to bullies and oppressors. Like the guys from Delta House, remember? I’ll let Otter, in his impassioned speech before the Pan-Hellenic Bushwah Court of Incompetents, remind us of what is at stake here. [Read more…]

Max Lindenman Ponders the Question: After the HHS Mandate, Are We Family?

Or is this just a political “flash in the pan?” I think it’s the former, at least for a little while, but Max has different thoughts in his post, Here Comes Everybody? Don’t Bet On It. I’d comment further, but I’m kinda busy trying to get into orbit right now. The good ship Freedom of Conscience just cleared through 16,000 signatures. Folks must be taking this scripture passage to heart on this issue. You know me, “Mr. Pamchenko.[Read more…]

Eyewitness Account: Planned Parenthood Never Had Mammography Machines UPDATED!

Sure, by now everyone has heard the news that the Susan G. Komen Foundation has decided to stop giving grants to Planned Parenthood. The “good guys,” like LifeSite News, report that SGK did so because PP didn’t do breast cancer screenings, but only referred patients to doctors who did. The “bad guys” give us wailing and gnashing of teeth. [Read more…]

Ross Douthat Makes A Good Point…

Just because you can think up an idea, doesn’t mean it’s a good one. Or a licit one. In a response to a reader’s comment from his Sunday column, Government and it’s Rivals, about the HHS Mandate, Douthat writes and shares the thoughts of Megan McArdle and Rod Dreher in response to a reader’s comment, [Read more…]

Because Sexually, You Aren’t a “Black Box”


This is Joe Six-Pack here. I haven’t received much hate mail in a while so I must be doing something wrong. Therefore, I will explain sex to everyone who stumbles in here today. What with all the hoopla going on with the HHS mandate, you might think that that development is all about birth-control and such.  But it isn’t.

After all, for some strange reason, the modern world believes the wacky idea that sex is a “black box” that simply cannot be understood. [Read more…]

Do What Father Zuhlsdorf Commands…

Like a good Jedi. The Empire has conspired to turn the moon into a Deathstar, see,  and your support is needed to turn this:

Neat, but no Hyper-drive

 

into this:

"She's fast enough for you, Old Man."

 

Yes, this is the petition you are looking for. Sign it, and share it.

That is all.

 

A Word From Your Captain: The USCCB Has Noticed The Petition

Via radio transmission from the U.S.S. Freedom of Conscience, Joe Six-Pack, USMC, Commanding

Howdy folks. This is a mighty wild ride, and let me tell you, the FoC is a rockin’ and rollin’! But the reason I’m calling you in mid-flight is this: I just wanted to thank each one of you who have signed, or shared, or posted the little link that shows the Administration that we believe in the First Amendment, and the whole rest of the Constitution. If you haven’t had the opportunity to sign it yet, here’s as good a reason I’ll ever have to try and push you into action: our Bishops have got our backs on this one. Lookee here: [Read more…]

About The White House Petition Website…

Keep this in mind.

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Heh! Maintain an even strain.

Why God Created the Shotgun

So cool and geeky nano-bot engineers can watch ignorant Marines with high school degrees (and $189 shotguns) blow their precious creations out of the sky for sport. [Read more…]