Call me chicken oriental, but this septic wants to speak in Cockney rhyming slang. It makes even French’s lively verlan seem staid and conventional.
As Ramadan’s end approaches, I’m eagerly anticipating my visit to the riff raff to sit on me khyber for a while with good non-academic captain and a huge, peasy everton.
Utterly lost? To be fair, I don’t think rhyming slang generally appears in compound usages like this. Here’s a glossary.
Makes me mum and dad we don’t have it here.