Things a 1st-grader says…

At the dinner table tonight:

Me: Christopher, would you like some more pasta?

C: C’mom, dude, no thank you!

Me: Excuse me?

C: Oh, I meant “dudette,” sorry!

Me: C, where did you learn to talk like that?

C: Oh, from my friends.

Apparently we have a high concentration of surfer families at the local elementary school. Who knew?

And later, before stories:

Dad: C, you’re going to have a spelling test on Friday. Do you know what a spelling test is?

C: Yes. It’s where the teacher says some words and you guess how to spell them.

Looks like we have a bit of work to do before Friday 🙂

Hope that everyone had a great weekend! God bless!