“Sauron endorses Donald Trump for president”

Thanks to Bill Hamblin for alerting me to this important political development:

http://www.reelnewsnetwork.com/sauron-endorses-donald-trump-for-president/

Those familiar with the history of Middle Earth will recall that Sauron made Mordor great again.

In other news, Dr. Ben Carson forfeited much of his moral authority and credibility yesterday by joining Sauron and Vichy Republican Chris Christie in the endorsement of Herr Donald Drumpf for the position once held by Abraham Lincoln and Ronald Reagan.