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As it often does, the investigative newspaper The Onion finds the news that others miss:
http://www.theonion.com/article/michael-phelps-spots-estranged-father-poseidon-sta-53494
Poseidon has been hiding from the paparazzi for centuries, but these Olympics have finally brought him out. He’s always been a supporter of Greek athletic festivals.
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