“Scientists find ‘closest ever’ second Earth outside our solar system – but won’t say so”

I’m guessing that this is where some of my most obsessive critics come from:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/second-earth-discovery-nasa-esa-space-solar-system-scientists-a7192341.html

They can’t go outside; they would be noticed.  That’s why they spend so much time commenting on message boards about me.  Sheer ET boredom.

Don’t they have anything else to do?  Like sucking up our planet’s water or taking possession of terrestrial humanoid bodies or creating giant grasshoppers?

Posted from Oslo, Norway