“2,200 years ago in Turkey, this disturbing rental agreement was inscribed in stone”

How convenient!  Slaves came with the rental property:

http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/10/2200-years-ago-in-turkey-this-insane-rental-agreement-was-inscribed-in-stone/

I suppose it might be something like renting a furnished apartment, complete with washer, dryer, microwave, and dishwasher, only in human form.