Cod with foreign accents may be at a disadvantage in finding mates

I’m not making this up:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/cod-speak-regional-accents-a7345511.html

I think it’s time that we take a stand on behalf of immigrant codfish and against aquatic prejudice.  Contact your candidates and demand that they speak out.  Preferably with a cod interpreter standing near them on stage.